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Woman Tries To Rob A Liquor Store Using Her Breast Milk As A Deadly Weapon.

December 23, 2022 Bonine 0
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Los Angeles, CA- Veronica Williams (27) is in Los Angeles County Jail tonight awaiting her arraignment for attempted armed robbery and aggravated assault in the 3rd degree. Veronica was arrested late last night after a call for help came in from a liquor store she had just tried to rob. […]

Amish Man Found Riding His Horse On A Miami Beach Admits To Eating His Family After Record Snowstorm Traps Them Inside Their Home.

December 7, 2022 Bonine 0
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Miami, Florida- A ghostly pale man riding a horse drew attention on the beaches of Miami. A lifeguard thought he’d talk to the man since it was obvious he didn’t spend much time at the beach and wanted to make sure he would be cautious if he went into the […]

The Man Who Married A Sex Doll Now Faces Life In Prison After Killing Her

June 4, 2022 Bonine 0
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Yuri Tolochko is in a Kazakhstani prison. He was found taking an axe to his bride in a dark alleyway by police officers passing by. Yuri claims she had been unfaithful and that she triggered his anger by saying, “Yuri, you have tiny cock. I needed more. I’m sorry”. Yuri […]

Naked Woman Chases Jehovah’s Witnesses Down The Street Yelling, “Succumb To My Devil Vagina Magic!”

April 5, 2022 Bonine 0
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Fillmore California – Brandy Williams has been taken to Ventura County jail after an altercation involving two Jehovah’s Witnesses. Ms. Williams was seen running naked after two young men on bicycles who were going door to door to spread the message of Christ in her neighborhood. “Ms. Williams thought it […]

Husband Told Her “NO” To Getting Botox, So She Crashed His Car Into Their House As Payback

February 26, 2022 Bonine 0
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Alyssa McEwans (33) of Thousand Oaks California, has been arrested after crashing her husbands car into the side of their home. Alyssa was upset that her husband would not allow her to get botox injections. “Botox would just be the beginning. I’ve seen it time and time again with woman […]

Girlfriend Farts On His Face During Oral Sex Setting Off Allergic Reaction To Peanuts

February 16, 2022 Bonine 0
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Cody Miller (26) of Palmdale California landed in the Emergency room late Sunday night February the 13th. When he arrived his throat was already closing due to an unknown allergic reaction. Doctors were able to stabilize him quickly, however his swollen face seemed to be lingering longer than usual. A […]

Woman Who Gorilla Glued Her Hand To Boyfriend’s Penis Was Caught Days Later With Penis Still Glued To Hand

February 12, 2022 Bonine 0
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Kelly Detwiler (24) of Simi Valley California has been arrested after a man called police saying his girlfriend ripped off and stole his penis during an argument. The man, Brad Hemming (26) went on to say that they had had an argument about him flirting with the waitress during dinner […]

The Dukes Of Hazard Has Been Canceled After Being Found Too Offensive

February 11, 2022 Bonine 0
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Sherman Oaks, CA- In what appears to be the first of many old television series to be wiped from the face of the planet, The Dukes Of Hazard will be the first on the chopping block. Gone are the days of the good old boys on television and streaming services […]

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