Positive Affirmations

Ojai, CA- Craig Miller (38), was arrested by a Ventura County Sheriff’s Deputy after another man was sent to the hospital in anaphylactic shock as a result of Miller’s peanut butter covered hands. Miller and the victim, Leonardo Aumundson (33), had gotten into a kerfuffle over Miller’s insistence on handing […]

Birmingham Alabama- Ernest And Mary Roberts have been married 62 loving years. The couple has 5 children, 12 grandchildren and 22 great-grandchildren. Their love is undeniable and their family adores them. For their 62nd wedding anniversary one of their grandchildren bought them a Ancestry DNA test because they both had […]

Los Angeles, CA- Veronica Williams (27) is in Los Angeles County Jail tonight awaiting her arraignment for attempted armed robbery and aggravated assault in the 3rd degree. Veronica was arrested late last night after a call for help came in from a liquor store she had just tried to rob. […]

Miami, Florida- A ghostly pale man riding a horse drew attention on the beaches of Miami. A lifeguard thought he’d talk to the man since it was obvious he didn’t spend much time at the beach and wanted to make sure he would be cautious if he went into the […]

Yuri Tolochko is in a Kazakhstani prison. He was found taking an axe to his bride in a dark alleyway by police officers passing by. Yuri claims she had been unfaithful and that she triggered his anger by saying, “Yuri, you have tiny cock. I needed more. I’m sorry”. Yuri […]

Disneyland, CA- Walt Disney was frozen in a cryogenic tank shortly after he died in the hopes that science would one day be able to reanimate his frozen body after a cure for his ailments were found. Sadly this can no longer happen now that Disney’s body has thawed due […]

Fillmore California – Brandy Williams has been taken to Ventura County jail after an altercation involving two Jehovah’s Witnesses. Ms. Williams was seen running naked after two young men on bicycles who were going door to door to spread the message of Christ in her neighborhood. “Ms. Williams thought it […]

Alyssa McEwans (33) of Thousand Oaks California, has been arrested after crashing her husbands car into the side of their home. Alyssa was upset that her husband would not allow her to get botox injections. “Botox would just be the beginning. I’ve seen it time and time again with woman […]