Positive Affirmations

Yuri Tolochko is in a Kazakhstani prison. He was found taking an axe to his bride in a dark alleyway by police officers passing by. Yuri claims she had been unfaithful and that she triggered his anger by saying, “Yuri, you have tiny cock. I needed more. I’m sorry”. Yuri […]

Ventura, CA- Kennedy Warren (36), is not your typical vengeful girlfriend. She’s not going to key your car as Frank Bilder found out. Kennedy had just caught her boyfriend cheating the weekend before. She walked in on Frank with 2 prostitutes. After a few days of thinking how to get […]

Fillmore California – Brandy Williams has been taken to Ventura County jail after an altercation involving two Jehovah’s Witnesses. Ms. Williams was seen running naked after two young men on bicycles who were going door to door to spread the message of Christ in her neighborhood. “Ms. Williams thought it […]

Alyssa McEwans (33) of Thousand Oaks California, has been arrested after crashing her husbands car into the side of their home. Alyssa was upset that her husband would not allow her to get botox injections. “Botox would just be the beginning. I’ve seen it time and time again with woman […]

Cody Miller (26) of Palmdale California landed in the Emergency room late Sunday night February the 13th. When he arrived his throat was already closing due to an unknown allergic reaction. Doctors were able to stabilize him quickly, however his swollen face seemed to be lingering longer than usual. A […]

Kelly Detwiler (24) of Simi Valley California has been arrested after a man called police saying his girlfriend ripped off and stole his penis during an argument. The man, Brad Hemming (26) went on to say that they had had an argument about him flirting with the waitress during dinner […]

Sherman Oaks, CA- In what appears to be the first of many old television series to be wiped from the face of the planet, The Dukes Of Hazard will be the first on the chopping block. Gone are the days of the good old boys on television and streaming services […]

After news of a plumber finding a cache of cash in the mega preachers home, pictures surfaced of Joel Osteen showing off with hoards of cash. This image has caused a stir among other mega pastors. “Joel is untouchable. This picture of him with people’s hard earned money will result […]