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Walt Disney’s Frozen Body Has Thawed After Cryogenics Facility Loses Power. Reanimation Now Impossible

April 23, 2022 Bonine 0
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Disneyland, CA- Walt Disney was frozen in a cryogenic tank shortly after he died in the hopes that science would one day be able to reanimate his frozen body after a cure for his ailments were found. Sadly this can no longer happen now that Disney’s body has thawed. When […]

DNA Testing Reveals Mailman Fathered Over 1900 Children Between 1951 And 1964

April 18, 2022 Bonine 0
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Peter (Pete) Mulrooney was a Mailman in the 1950’s and 60’s in Southern California. His route was in the San Diego area. Back in those days mail delivery was more personal than it is now. No banks of mailboxes waiting to be filled. Pete knew just about everyone on his […]

Naked Woman Chases Jehovah’s Witnesses Down The Street Yelling, “Succumb To My Devil Vagina Magic!”

April 5, 2022 Bonine 0
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Fillmore California – Brandy Williams has been taken to Ventura County jail after an altercation involving two Jehovah’s Witnesses. Ms. Williams was seen running naked after two young men on bicycles who were going door to door to spread the message of Christ in her neighborhood. “Ms. Williams thought it […]

Husband Said “No” To Her Getting Botox, So She Crashed His Car Into Their House

February 26, 2022 Bonine 0
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Alyssa McEwans (33) of Thousand Oaks California, has been arrested after crashing her husbands car into the side of their home. Alyssa was upset that her husband would not allow her to get botox injections. “Botox would just be the beginning. I’ve seen it time and time again with woman […]

Girlfriend Farts On His Face During Oral Sex Setting Off Allergic Reaction To Peanuts

February 16, 2022 Bonine 0
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Cody Miller (26) of Palmdale California landed in the Emergency room late Sunday night February the 13th. When he arrived his throat was already closing due to an unknown allergic reaction. Doctors were able to stabilize him quickly, however his swollen face seemed to be lingering longer than usual. A […]

Woman Who Gorilla Glued Her Hand To Boyfriend’s Penis Was Caught Days Later With Penis Still Glued To Hand

February 12, 2022 Bonine 0
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Kelly Detwiler (24) of Simi Valley California has been arrested after a man called police saying his girlfriend ripped off and stole his penis during an argument. The man, Brad Hemming (26) went on to say that they had had an argument about him flirting with the waitress during dinner […]

The Dukes Of Hazard Has Been Canceled After Being Found Too Offensive

February 11, 2022 Bonine 0
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Sherman Oaks, CA- In what appears to be the first of many old television series to be wiped from the face of the planet, The Dukes Of Hazard will be the first on the chopping block. Gone are the days of the good old boys on television and streaming services […]

Rare Private Photo Shows Joel Osteen Hoarding Church Offerings

December 23, 2021 Bonine 0
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After news of a plumber finding a cache of cash in the mega preachers home, pictures surfaced of Joel Osteen showing off with hoards of cash. This image has caused a stir among other mega pastors. “Joel is untouchable. This picture of him with people’s hard earned money will result […]

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