Houston, TX- Walter Smith was drinking at his favorite bar Kegs Up! this past Friday night. Walter is a regular and is used to feeling right at home. On this particular night there was a new bartender Shelia who was closing for the first her time. She was not familiar […]
Minneapolis, MN- Walter Billings (91), was sentenced to life in prison back in 1952 for a bank robbery. A total of $300,000 was stolen, which equals over $3,000,000 in today’s money. No money from the robbery had ever been recovered, but over 10 eye-witnesses to the crime all picked Walter […]
Modesto, CA- Gabby Miles (27) is being held at Stanislaus County Jail after word leaked onto social media from students at the high school where she taught, that she had offered the male students in her classes blowjobs for positive reviews on the year end teacher review surveys. Several of […]
Ted Cobalt (61) of Bakersfield California is on the run from local authorities. An officer of the Bakersfield Animal Control, Cobalt is accused of sexually assaulting over 400 dogs while on the job. Employed to help the animals of the area Ted has instead become one of the nations largest […]
Ojai, CA- Maryanne Lithgow (37) opened fire today at a local coffee shop called Anne’s Coffee and Treats. She entered the business around 7:45am and was in a rush to get her children to summer school on time. By 7:50am her order was placed and it was not until 8:00am […]
Phoenix, AZ- Eugenia Korver (63) died today after falling over 1000 feet to the ground. Her Ex-husband had attached balloons to the lawn chair she was sitting in at their grandchild’s first birthday party. Some think it was a prank gone wrong, while others believe that Frank had finally killed […]
Karla McEntire of Houston Texas has been arrested after her son’s school principal called authorities and let them know that she offered sex in exchange for helping her son graduate. Karla’s son was failing multiple classes and his chances of graduating were slim to none. Karla was used to being […]
Dallas, TX- Peggy Saunders (33) is recovering at a local Dallas hospital after she was admitted the night before with a ruptured bladder. Peggy’s husband Greg set off an airhorn inside her vagina while she slept. At 129 decibels, airhorns can permanently damage your hearing. Peggy was to learn that […]
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