Oxnard, CA- This past Saturday Kathy Gallagher (63) drove her car into a Walmart Supercenter narrowly missing innocent pedestrians and shoppers alike. Police tell us that Kathy had a most unpleasant experience at the self-checkout machine and after close to 20 minutes of trying to scan her own groceries and […]
“I yanked as hard as I could. I yanked and pulled until I ripped his cheating balls off!” Los Angeles, California- Jessica Perez was brought into custody after a man who arrived at a hospital without his balls named her as the culprit. Shocked emergency room workers worked hard to […]
Vladimir Pechenko (95) is just your average guy, except for one major difference. Pechenko drinks his own semen to help combat the signs of aging. When asked how this all began, Pechenko had this to say, “I got to thinking how my cum must be full of vitamins and minerals. […]
Shelia Pettimore (53) of Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, has been arrested after taking to social media and unleashing a tirade against the school district that fired her for refusing to call a child by their “new” transgender name, as well as making threats to the parents of the student. Because the […]
Seattle, WA- Lori Williams (33), thought she was in a happy marriage. She and her husband have two kids, a dog and 2 cats. From all appearances they are a happy and thriving couple. Lori stays home with the kids and Yuri, her husband is a realtor. It wasn’t unusual […]
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