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Oxnard, CA- Lester McGovern (52) was picked up by Oxnard Police early this morning after calls began to come in from a local area Starbucks, with reports of a man watching videos on his laptop of Zebras having sex. Upon closer inspection, Lester McGovern had one hand on his laptop […]

“Whelp. Looks like you’re going to have to go somewhere else Karen”, because businesses across America are beginning to rejoice with the new freedom WHELP has provided them. No longer will a McDonald’s restaurant HAVE to give out free food to a customer with limited evidence to support their claim. […]

Paul Teutul Sr. (73) of Orange County Choppers fame, has written a new tell all book “Ride My Hog” about his life and times as king of the 2000’s reality shows and beyond. “They were wild times. Sex parties, booze and more cocaine than Tony Montana ever dreamed of”, writes […]

Bakersfield, CA- Brandon Parker (33) is in hot water after having his junior college football team ejaculate into their helmets in-front of each other, forcing them wear the soiled helmets for an entire 3 hour practice in 100+ degree weather. The Bakersfield Lightning, lost 60-0 Thursday night and coach Parker […]

Zhytomyr, Ukraine- Two grandmothers, two village matriarch’s had had enough with Russian forces patrolling their small village. Imposed curfews and rationed foods were too much for these women to handle. According to witnesses the two women simply got aboard an unoccupied Russian T-14 Armata tank and took off towards Russian […]