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Paul Teutul Sr. (73) of Orange County Choppers fame, has written a new tell all book “Ride My Hog” about his life and times as king of the 2000’s reality shows and beyond. “They were wild times. Sex parties, booze and more cocaine that Tony Montana ever dreamed of”, writes […]

Bakersfield, CA- Brandon Parker (33) is in hot water after having his junior college football team ejaculate into their helmets in-front of each other, forcing them wear the soiled helmets for an entire 3 hour practice in 100+ degree weather. The Bakersfield Lightning, lost 60-0 Thursday night and coach Parker […]

Zhytomyr, Ukraine- Two grandmothers, two village matriarch’s had had enough with Russian forces patrolling their small village. Imposed curfews and rationed foods were too much for these women to handle. According to witnesses the two women simply got aboard an unoccupied Russian T-14 Armata tank and took off towards Russian […]