The world’s richest man is making headlines in the news again. This time Musk has thrown his hat in the firearms arena. But hold on a second, it’s not what you think. That’s right, Musk has purchased both Glock and Smith & Wesson firearms, but not to bring the two […]
Marvel Comics “Morbius” has received a lot of attention for being a horrible film. One fan of comic book movies took offense to the poorly scripted movie and decided to trash a warehouse that was holding copies of the movie set to be released next month. Apparently Hector is tired […]
Long Beach, CA- This past Saturday morning a cruise ship departed from Long Beach on its way down to Mexico. At the same time the ship was departing an airplane was returning to Los Angeles International Airport from Tokyo. The ship and plane were both on a strange collision course […]
Ruby Hughes (37) of Bakersfield California has been taken into police custody after calls came in from the local Walmart saying a woman was shitting in the self-checkout line. Reports from onlookers claim that while Ruby was checking herself out, the “please place item in bagging area” alert kept going […]
Saint Helena- Tragedy has struck the small island of Saint Helena this past Sunday. Johnathan, a Seychelles giant tortoise, was estimated to be around 490 years old. He had survived both World Wars, countless skirmishes, and also held the title of “Oldest Living Tortoise”, was crushed under the weight of […]
Carla Trevers (37) of Miami Florida was stopped and subsequently arrested for Driving under the influence of alcohol. Ms. Trevers had a BAC (Blood Alcohol Concentration) of .28, well over the legal limit. A belligerent Carla Trevers tried her best to plead her case to the arresting officers, “I only […]
Clark Forrester (52) of Fillmore California was thrown into Ventura County Jail after reports of prostitutes on his job-site were being called in by many a concerned citizen. Authorities arrived at the custom home Forrester was in charge of building. Police immediately noticed close to a dozen scantily clad women […]
Disneyland, CA- Walt Disney was frozen in a cryogenic tank shortly after he died in the hopes that science would one day be able to reanimate his frozen body after a cure for his ailments were found. Sadly this can no longer happen now that Disney’s body has thawed. When […]
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