Seattle, WA – Karen “Destiny” Williams (27) is a dancer at the local Knockers strip club in Seattle. On Sunday night Destiny showed up for work at her regular time and was on stage getting warmed up for the night. Destiny has a very exciting pole routine and the place […]
“Whelp. Looks like you’re going to have to go somewhere else Karen”, because businesses across America are beginning to rejoice with the new freedom WHELP has provided them. No longer will a McDonald’s restaurant HAVE to give out free food to a customer with limited evidence to support their claim. […]
Will Henderson works at a customer service call center. His job alone can cause stress and nightmares of unnatural proportion. Long hours and no real incentives make getting a through a day a complete nightmare. Lunch is the only time of the day that Will enjoys. Will is an above […]
Bakersfield, CA- Former meth addict, turned vigilante crime fighter, Larry Handover (29), was arrested while attempting to break in to a local animal shelter. Larry said he was, “Looking for a partner to help him fight crime.”. He was witnessed by several individuals trying to gain access to the shelter […]
Ojai, CA- Clinton Brewer (73), has been arrested after assaulting close to one dozen people at a local vegan restaurant, Larry’s Secret Garden. Clinton was seen entering the restaurant during the dinner rush with raw steaks in each hand. He walked from table to table slapping people in the face […]
Los Angeles, CA- Lars Ulrich (59), drummer of the band Metallica was rushed to UCLA medical center in what seemed to be a stomach issue. Lars was complaining of incredible pain radiating from his lower intestines. Doctors were stumped. Food poisoning was ruled out as Lars was in the midst […]
Bakersfield, CA- Jenny Smithson (31) is making headlines in the city of Bakersfield California. Her husband Craig is in the oil and gas industry and often travels to Houston on business. When he returned from his last trip, Jenny found several pairs of woman’s panties along with a box of […]
Fillmore, CA- Ben and Sherri Westmore are cooling down at the Ventura County Jail after neighbors called police about a possible disturbance taking place at the couple’s residence. While Sherri lay sleeping that night, a drunk Ben Westmore poured a package of Pop-Rocks into his wife’s vagina to “see what […]
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