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Butte, MT- Clive Mason (72), has been a doctor out of Butte Montana for the past 45 years. Most everyone in town knows him or has been treated by him, that’s why it came as a shock to so many when it was discovered he was charging people upwards of […]

Fillmore, CA- Ben and Sherri Westmore are cooling down at the Ventura County Jail after neighbors called police about a possible disturbance taking place at the couple’s residence. While Sherri lay sleeping that night, a drunk Ben Westmore poured a package of Pop-Rocks into and a bottle of Coca-Cola Classic […]

Washington, DC- Kurt Fellows (67), is being held by the Secret Service at an undisclosed location after a shipment containing close to 1000 previously used sex toys (dildos) arrived at the Whitehouse addressed to President Biden. The letter attached to the shipment said, “Since you like to fuck all of […]

Phoenix, AZ- A high school special education teacher, Peter Mulrooney (39) has been arrested after a bevy of his students began to lose sleep and have radical changes in their behavior. All of the students in his class suffer from some sort of mental or physical limitations. Unable to control […]

Allison is beautiful by every standard society places on a woman except for one really big detail. Her toes! She may indeed have the world’s longest toes though she refuses to get them measured by Guinness records because, “I am more than my toes and don’t want to be remembered […]

Phoenix, AZ- Rebecca Miller (26), is the kind of teacher that goes above and beyond to reach her students and help them to achieve their goals. Miller knew this year would be tough, what with all classes be held on Zoom, she was going to have a hard time keeping […]