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Month: April 2022

General Contractor Arrested And Later Released For Trying To Save A Buck By Hiring Prostitutes As Laborers.

April 30, 2022 Bonine 0
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Clark Forrester (52) of Fillmore California was thrown into Ventura County Jail after reports of prostitutes on his job-site were being called in by many a concerned citizen. Authorities arrived at the custom home Forrester was in charge of building. Police immediately noticed close to a dozen scantily clad women […]

Walt Disney’s Frozen Body Has Thawed After His Cryogenic Chamber Malfunctions. Reanimation Now Impossible

April 23, 2022 Bonine 0
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Disneyland, CA- Walt Disney was frozen in a cryogenic tank shortly after he died in the hopes that science would one day be able to reanimate his frozen body after a cure for his ailments were found. Sadly this can no longer happen now that Disney’s body has thawed due […]

Pornstar Brandon Cummings, From The Famous “Let’s Go Brandon” Series Of Male On Male Porn, Has Been Arrested After Beating Up 35 Neo-Nazi’s

April 22, 2022 Bonine 0
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Van Nuys California- Brandon Parker AKA “Brandon Cummings” (28) was walking his dog late last night when he was approached and harassed by a group of Neo Nazi’s. Brandon plays the lead role in scores of hardcore pornography films in the “Let’s Go Brandon” series of gay porn. He is […]

Walmart To Start Offering 30% Off The Entire Store For People Weighing Over 300 Pounds On Select Sundays

April 21, 2022 Bonine 0
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Beaumont Texas- On the 1st and 3rd Sundays of the month, a Walmart Supercenter in Beaumont will be offering 30% off the entire store for all customers who weigh over 300lbs. Customers who wish to qualify for the discount must weigh themselves on site or have a card from a […]

DNA Testing Reveals Mailman Fathered Over 350 Children Between 1951 And 1964

April 18, 2022 Bonine 0
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Peter (Pete) Mulrooney was a Mailman in the 1950’s and 60’s in Southern California. His route was in the San Diego area. Back in those days mail delivery was more personal than it is now. No banks of mailboxes waiting to be filled. Pete knew just about everyone on his […]

Man Loses Virginity To Hooker, Gets Arrested And Couldn’t Care Less

April 14, 2022 Bonine 0
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Houston TX- Charles Ottoblock 19, was arrested leaving a motel known for prostitution and other illicit activities. He was going home after having just lost his virginity to a hooker. He was zipping up his fly when authorities arrived to place him under arrest. Strangely Ottoblock did not try to […]

Nancy Pelosi Wants This Story About Her Affair With JFK, That Started When She Was 15, Off The Internet.

April 7, 2022 Bonine 0
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Everyone knows John F. Kennedy died November 22nd, 1963. What many may not know is on that fateful day, a 7 year affair between President Kennedy and a young Nancy Pelosi also ended. At just 22 years old, Nancy was one of the Presidents longest running mistresses. JFK was a […]

Naked Woman Chases Jehovah’s Witnesses Down The Street Yelling, “Succumb To My Devil Vagina Magic!”

April 5, 2022 Bonine 0
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Fillmore California – Brandy Williams has been taken to Ventura County jail after an altercation involving two Jehovah’s Witnesses. Ms. Williams was seen running naked after two young men on bicycles who were going door to door to spread the message of Christ in her neighborhood. “Ms. Williams thought it […]

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