Betty White has passed away earlier today at the age of 99 at her home. In just 18 days she would have reached 100 years old. Betty White was everyone’s sarcastic, take no shit grandmother. Pictures of her flipping off the camera reached all corners of the internet exposing new […]
Los Angeles, CA- The beloved Betty White will be turning 100 next month and we cannot wait to wish her the happiest birthday of all time! Unfortunately, once she hits the big 100 her celebration will have to be without Legos. That’s because the age limit of one of America’s […]
Tallahassee, FL- Fred Slynt aged 57 was caught in his double wide at the trailer park hours after running away from an intersection where he had just shat on dozens cars. “Slynt was causing havoc at every red light”, authorities would later say. “I had my sunroof open to enjoy […]
Stewart VonHildan (27) of Seattle Washington died suddenly this past weekend. A lifelong Vegan, Stewart was dared by a republican friend to eat a Big Mac and if he ate the burger the friend would renounce the republican party and burn all his red hats. A staunch supporter of the […]
Vatican City- In a surprising turn of events the Pope announced today that, “No longer will women who have had an abortion be automatically sent to hell, but will have the ability to enter heaven like anyone else” – Pope Francis. What the church is basically saying is that an […]
Seattle, WA- Lisa Blockledder, was in court this past week to answer questions in regards to the crime of robbery she was arrested for. Every time the prosecutor would ask Ms. Blockledder a question, the defendant would queef (Fart from the vagina). To the question; “Is your name Lisa Blockledder?”, […]
Randall (Randy) Jeffries was a Milk Delivery man in the 1950’s and 60’s in Southern California. His route was in the San Diego area. Back in those days milk delivery was how we got our milk. No quick runs to the store or jaunts to the nearest Walmart. Week in […]
Alex Stronz of Palmdale California went a little crazy eating pot edibles. “I ate 10 real quick like and then next thing you know I’m hungry, so I eat another 190 of them things”. That’s a lot of pot Alex! “I don’t know how it happened but I was still […]
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