humaninterest

Sacramento, CA- Reports from the capital have leaked that the majority of California lawmakers are ready to pull the plug on Christmas this year. “There are so many different faiths and religions in our great state, that to limit time off from work for a single one of them and […]

Phoenix, AZ- Carter Anderson (33), arrived unconscious via ambulance to Central Phoenix hospital in the early hours of August 20th. A possible overdose candidate, Anderson was placed into the critical care unit while doctors ran tests. Shortly after arriving, he slipped into a coma and became unresponsive to outside stimuli. […]

Los Angeles, CA- Sean Earhmantrout (28), was brought in by LA county sheriffs after he was picked out of a line-up as being the man responsible for a series of home break-ins in the Highland Park area. Upwards of 2 dozen homes have been robbed, with Earhmantrout being connected to […]

Camarillo, CA- In the sleepy Southern California town of Camarillo, Debra Perry was pulled over for a routine traffic stop after she ran a red light. Not much in the way of actual crime takes place in this town, so when the officer approached the vehicle to discuss why he […]

Pete Bustamonte (41) of Oxnard California has been arrested after a video appeared online of him eating bacon he claimed was made from his wife’s flesh. His wife Rebecca was a Vegan and had no problems letting everyone know and condemning those who would not convert. Pete and Rebecca fell […]

Chicago, Il- Reports have been released from the American Medical Association (AMA) that are sure to draw the ire of many Americans. Those reports reclassify any penis less than 5 inches in length as a clitoris. “Long known to everyone, penises are just overachieving clitorises. To better help our society, […]

Seattle, WA- Beth Simons (57) has always gone against the grain in her life by blazing her own trail. Now Simons the trailblazer will be going down a very strange but loving path when she carries the child of dead daughter. “I recently found out that my daughter Marianne had […]

It was a grand wedding taking place at an old church in England. 100’s of friends and family were in attendance to watch Seth and Caroline become man and wife. It was a formal catholic wedding with enough pomp and circumstance to almost rival a royal wedding. Seth and Caroline […]