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The American Medical Association Reclassifies Any Penis Under 5 Inches As A Clitoris.

November 16, 2021 Bonine 0
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Chicago, Il- Reports have been released from the American Medical Association (AMA) that are sure to draw the ire of many Americans. Those reports reclassify any penis less than 5 inches in length as a clitoris. “Long known to everyone, penises are just overachieving clitorises. To better help our society, […]

Seattle Woman Is Carrying Her Deceased Daughter’s Child Fertilized With Her Son’s Sperm

October 21, 2021 Bonine 0
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Seattle, WA- Beth Simons (57) has always gone against the grain in her life by blazing her own trail. Now Simons the trailblazer will be going down a very strange but loving path when she carries the child of dead daughter. “I recently found out that my daughter Marianne had […]

Bride Starts To Squirt Uncontrollably During Her Wedding. Priest Gets Sprayed In The Eye

October 18, 2021 Bonine 0
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It was a grand wedding taking place at an old church in England. 100’s of friends and family were in attendance to watch Seth and Caroline become man and wife. It was a formal catholic wedding with enough pomp and circumstance to almost rival a royal wedding. Seth and Caroline […]

Karma Comes Full Circle As Man Is Mauled To Death By The Tiger He Illegally Purchased As A Kitten From Joe Exotic

October 18, 2021 Bonine 0
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Las Vegas, NV- Brad Turner (25) has passed away from injuries sustained from a tiger attack in his home on October 14th 2021. 6 years ago Mr. Turner was approach by Joe Exotic on a beach and the two struck up a special friendship. Joe told him he would give […]

Woman Remembers She Used A Potato In Place Of A Tampon When A Vine Starts To Grow Down Her Leg.

October 16, 2021 Bonine 0
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Scarlette Rosebud of Oregon, was enjoying a weekend at a festival when her period unexpectedly began. “The moon wasn’t even full yet”, she said. “I thought I had another week until it started”. No being prepared for this, Scarlette had no tampons on hand. She then remembered how her mother […]

Not All Heroes Wear Capes. Some Make Others Shit Themselves

October 16, 2021 Bonine 0
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Ben Waller (44) of Houston Texas, worked the corporate side of the oil and gas industry for 20 years. He made quite a bit of money over the years and decided to retire early to enjoy the fruits of his labor. Ben was also glad to be rid of the […]

Wife Whacks Husband In Head With “Godzilla” The 18in Green Dildo. Both Were Arrested After The Altercation

October 13, 2021 Bonine 0
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Bakersfield, CA- Pete and Jenny Carter are known for their knock down drag out fights. Their neighbors have been complaining for years, but the couple never fight for long and always make up before bed. In bed they get loud all over again and the neighbors complain, again. This is […]

Woman Forced To Leave Chick-Fil-A After Customers Complain About Her Tongue.

October 12, 2021 Bonine 0
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Sugarland, TX- Wendy Cousins was waiting on her order at a local Chick-Fil-A. While waiting she was enjoying her beverage. Not everyone was excited to see her enjoy that beverage. Within a few minutes of waiting, a customer complained that she was being “lewd” with her tongue and the straw. […]

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