Butte, MT – 72 year old Shep Arnold has been arrested for selling dehydrated human meat A.K.A. jerky at his general store “Shep’s Goods”. Well not all “Shep’s Goods” are “Good”. Arnold has been running his store for the last 35 years and over time there became a cult following […]
In what can only be described as shocking, reports have leaked out that the FDA is investigating KFC for its use of headless cloned chickens from China. It is said that the “chickens” being bought all come from one family of chickens known for their tender tasty meat. The idea […]
Larry Kline of Jersey Village Texas, has been an McDonald’s employee for 3 years and is what you might call an average employee. Nothing special comes to mind when you think of Larry and we think he likes it that way. One of his pet peeves is when someone complains […]
Los Angeles, CA- Rebbeca Sineau was ordering dinner at a McDonald’s drive thru when a snake, unbeknownst to her, made its way up the drivers door and through the window. Needless to say it scared the shit out of her. “The damn thing quickly slithered over my lap and into […]
Sacramento, CA- Reports from the capital have leaked that the majority of California lawmakers are ready to pull the plug on Christmas in 2022. “There are so many different faiths and religions in our great state, that to limit time off from work for a single one of them and […]
Scottsdale, AZ- In what can only be described as a disaster, Ted Williams Frozen head has gone missing. His head was famously frozen in 2002 in hopes that advancements in medicine would be able to relieve him of his maladies. The ultimate goal is to reanimate Ted to a state […]
Lucinda Allaby (85) of Key Largo Florida is not your average 85yr old granny. She outpaces most of her children with her stamina and liveliness. This past weekend there was a family reunion the took place at her home. Close to 100 people showed up for the event that takes […]
Houston, TX- In what could be called a national staple, Guys who rant in their trucks are taking over the nation. People view them millions of time across all social media platforms. They strike a cord with Americans of all ages. “Blue collar heroes” is a term most often used […]
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