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Long Beach, CA- This past Saturday morning a cruise ship departed from Long Beach on its way down to Mexico. At the same time the ship was departing an airplane was returning to Los Angeles International Airport from Tokyo. The ship and plane were both on a strange collision course […]

Carla Trevers (37) of Miami Florida was stopped and subsequently arrested for Driving under the influence of alcohol. Ms. Trevers had a BAC (Blood Alcohol Concentration) of .28, well over the legal limit. A belligerent Carla Trevers tried her best to plead her case to the arresting officers, “I only […]

In what may be a new trend among down and out former professional athletes, Tim Tebow is now selling his sperm to those people looking to be the parents of an athlete. “His career never panned out and he has an expensive lifestyle to support”, a former coach said. “I […]

Santa Barbara, CA- Fred Mulls (43) was arrested at Calvary Cemetery after the robbing of his deceased girlfriends grave went wrong. Fred was facing eviction and needed to come up with money fast. After debating his options, he chose to rob the grave of his girlfriend who passed away weeks […]

Jessica Detwiler awoke to a sudden and startling pain. The sound of popping corn intensified the pain. It took her about 10 seconds to grasp what was happening to her. “Popcorn was popping in my vagina and my husband had a bowl between my legs to catch it”, said Jessica.  […]

Clint Furlong (29) of Missoula Montana is recovering well in a local hospital after surviving a horrific sex related injury. Somewhere in the middle of the night, a sleepy drunk Clint decided he needed a piece of tail to get a good nights rest and remembered the two snow creatures […]

Chicago, Il- george zimmerman (38) was found in a Chicago dumpster this morning by a homeless woman looking for food. Surveillance cameras show 2 maintenance men throwing what looked like a body wrapped in a comforter into the dumpster early Wednesday morning. Police tracked down the two men and listened […]