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Bakersfield, CA- Jason Penberthy (46), has what seems like half the women of Bakersfield up in arms. For reasons yet unclear, 16 women have willfully carried at least one of his children into this world, some women more than once. Each and every one of his children’s mothers, have not […]

Houston, TX- Carl Eddinger (42) wanted to take some time off work and go on a cruise. Unfortunately for him, he had no vacation time coming. Carl is a quick thinker. He decided to fake Amnesia and blame it on an old football injury. Carl’s wife, who coordinated this whole […]

Bakersfield, CA- Pete and Jenny Carter are known for their knock down drag out fights. Their neighbors have been complaining for years, but the couple never fight for long and always make up before bed. In bed they get loud all over again and the neighbors complain, again. This is […]

Long Beach, CA- This past Saturday morning a cruise ship departed from Long Beach on its way down to Mexico. At the same time the ship was departing an airplane was returning to Los Angeles International Airport from Tokyo. The ship and plane were both on a strange collision course […]

Carla Trevers (37) of Miami Florida was stopped and subsequently arrested for Driving under the influence of alcohol. Ms. Trevers had a BAC (Blood Alcohol Concentration) of .28, well over the legal limit. A belligerent Carla Trevers tried her best to plead her case to the arresting officers, “I only […]

In what may be a new trend among down and out former professional athletes, Tim Tebow is now selling his sperm to those people looking to be the parents of an athlete. “His career never panned out and he has an expensive lifestyle to support”, a former coach said. “I […]

Santa Barbara, CA- Fred Mulls (43) was arrested at Calvary Cemetery after the robbing of his deceased girlfriends grave went wrong. Fred was facing eviction and needed to come up with money fast. After debating his options, he chose to rob the grave of his girlfriend who passed away weeks […]

Jessica Detwiler awoke to a sudden and startling pain. The sound of popping corn intensified the pain. It took her about 10 seconds to grasp what was happening to her. “Popcorn was popping in my vagina and my husband had a bowl between my legs to catch it”, said Jessica.  […]