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Tomball, TX- With the price of eggs going through the roof, many people are going to great lengths to get their hands on them. Scotty and Rebecca Hanson were caught leaving a Houston area Costco with with close to 50 eggs in each of their massive throats. Scotty and Rebecca […]

Humble, TX- Courtney Vanhousen (31), was picked up by Humble Police after a frantic call came in from the school she taught. The caller said that she was performing “sex acts” in front of her students. Ms. Vanhousen has been a Sexual Education teaching for the past 5 years and […]

Gloria Pettimore(42) is on the run after assaulting an elderly man at a garage sale in San Diego California early Saturday morning. A dispute broke out between Pettimore and the gentleman over who was going to purchase a set of golf clubs from a local garage sale. Pettimore claimed she […]

Los Angeles, CA- Reports have come out from the LA county coroners office that 53 bodies have been recovered from the Playboy Mansion property. Early word from inside sources indicate that these bodies are close to 100 years old and predate Hugh Hefner and his lovely ladies. The mansion was […]

One of the most well respected men on the planet, Geraldo Rivera will try and get a long awaited do over when he opens Jeffrey Epstein’s vault live on YouTube TV. Back in the 80’s Rivera infamously got 30 million Americans to watch him open Al Capone’s vault just to […]

Mar-a-Lago, FL- Reports have been confirmed from many of the staff at Mar-a-Lago, that John Cena and Melania Trump have been having a steamy love affair on the grounds of Mar-a-Lago. Cena came to the exclusive club to relax and give his gorgeous body some rest. Melania already spends lots […]

While on their Honeymoon In England, newlyweds Keith and Velma Pollock stayed at several different Airbnb’s. In Canterbury they stayed at this lovely 3 story townhome. Already consummating their marriage nights before, the two were finding out that sex really was for them. Keith and Velma were spending their entire […]

Tuesday October 4th of the year 2021 will go down as the day of the Great Facebook Outage. 100’s of millions of people have gone without Facebook, Instagram and WhatsApp for hours and the world does not know what to do with its idle time. Conspiracy theories abound as to […]