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Bakersfield, CA- Shady Acres nursing home has come under fire from federal authorities after 13 residents died in a patient ran fight club. A Vietnam vet by the name of Clovis Menars is suspected to have been, not only the ring leader, but the clubs final victim as well. In […]

Ojai, CA- Late last night a S.W.A.T. team raided an underground brothel that catered to those who enjoy sleeping with the dead. Right on highway 33, this brothel blended in with the rest of the businesses on that stretch of road. During the day it was an abandoned building, but […]

Tomball, TX- With the price of eggs going through the roof, many people are going to great lengths to get their hands on them. Scotty and Rebecca Hanson were caught leaving a Houston area Costco with with close to 50 eggs in each of their massive throats. Scotty and Rebecca […]

Humble, TX- Courtney Vanhousen (31), was picked up by Humble Police after a frantic call came in from the high school where she taught. The caller said that she was performing “sex acts” in front of her students. Ms. Vanhousen has been a Sexual Education teaching for the past 5 […]

Gloria Pettimore(42) is on the run after assaulting an elderly man at a garage sale in San Diego California early Saturday morning. A dispute broke out between Pettimore and the gentleman over who was going to purchase a set of golf clubs from a local garage sale. Pettimore claimed she […]

Los Angeles, CA- Reports have come out from the LA county coroners office that 53 bodies have been recovered from the Playboy Mansion property. Early word from inside sources indicate that these bodies are close to 100 years old and predate Hugh Hefner and his lovely ladies. The mansion was […]

One of the most well respected men on the planet, Geraldo Rivera will try and get a long awaited do over when he opens Jeffrey Epstein’s vault live on YouTube TV. Back in the 80’s Rivera infamously got 30 million Americans to watch him open Al Capone’s vault just to […]

Mar-a-Lago, FL- Reports have been confirmed from many of the staff at Mar-a-Lago, that John Cena and Melania Trump have been having a steamy love affair on the grounds of Mar-a-Lago. Cena came to the exclusive club to relax and give his gorgeous body some rest. Melania already spends lots […]