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Forward Thinking Teacher Rewards Students With A Striptease For High Test Scores

March 11, 2022 Bonine 0
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Phoenix, AZ- Rebecca Miller (26), is the kind of teacher that goes above and beyond to reach her students and help them to achieve their goals. Miller knew this year would be tough, what with all classes be held on Zoom, she was going to have a hard time keeping […]

Social Media “Bans” Are Now Visible To Creditors, With Many People Seeing Decreased Scores And Denied Credit Applications

March 8, 2022 Bonine 0
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San Jose, CA- FICO has announced the launch of a new social media division that will scan your publicly posted comments across all platforms of social media for certain “keywords”. Racism is the largest offender on social media next to sexism. Negative or hostile posts containing racism or sexism will […]

The Pope Says Women Who Have Had An Abortion May Now Enter The Gates Of Heaven

December 27, 2021 Bonine 0
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Vatican City- In a surprising turn of events the Pope announced today that, “No longer will women who have had an abortion be automatically sent to hell, but will have the ability to enter heaven like anyone else” – Pope Francis. What the church is basically saying is that an […]

Man Consumes 200 Edible Pot Cookies, Breaks Into Grocery Store And Eats 173 Pints Of Ben & Jerry’s Before Being Arrested

December 24, 2021 Bonine 0
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Alex Stronz of Palmdale California went a little crazy eating pot edibles. “I ate 10 real quick like and then next thing you know I’m hungry, so I eat another 190 of them things”. That’s a lot of pot Alex! “I don’t know how it happened but I was still […]

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