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2nd Grade Teacher Arrested After Threatening Class With Homemade Voodoo Dolls

September 9, 2022 Bonine 0
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New Orleans, LA- Melissa LaFellow (32), has been placed under arrest after parents of her 2nd grade class called the school administration over the terrible nightmares their kids were having. The nightmares stemmed from Ms. LaFellow’s latest attempt to gain control of her classroom. She had made VooDoo dolls to […]

Woman Shoots 13 People After Receiving Wrong Coffee Order. 3 Dead And 8 Others Injured

July 21, 2022 Bonine 0
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Ojai, CA- Maryanne Lithgow (37) opened fire today at a local coffee shop called Anne’s Coffee and Treats. She entered the business around 7:45am and was in a rush to get her children to summer school on time. By 7:50am her order was placed and it was not until 8:00am […]

Couple Conspire To Feed Man His Own Severed Finger To Set Up A Lawsuit Against Woman’s Workplace

June 11, 2022 Bonine 0
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Houtson, TX- Trishelle Simmons (28) and James Douglas (32), have both been arrested on charges ranging from; Improper handling of food to Extortion. Trishelle works at a local Raising Cane’s where she spends most her days deep frying their signature chicken fingers and dealing with the public. Tired of the […]

DNA Testing Reveals Mailman Fathered Over 350 Children Between 1951 And 1964

April 18, 2022 Bonine 0
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Peter (Pete) Mulrooney was a Mailman in the 1950’s and 60’s in Southern California. His route was in the San Diego area. Back in those days mail delivery was more personal than it is now. No banks of mailboxes waiting to be filled. Pete knew just about everyone on his […]

Forward Thinking Teacher Rewards Students With A Striptease For High Test Scores

March 11, 2022 Bonine 0
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Phoenix, AZ- Rebecca Miller (26), is the kind of teacher that goes above and beyond to reach her students and help them to achieve their goals. Miller knew this year would be tough, what with all classes be held on Zoom, she was going to have a hard time keeping […]

The Pope Says Women Who Have Had An Abortion May Now Enter The Gates Of Heaven

December 27, 2021 Bonine 0
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Vatican City- In a surprising turn of events the Pope announced today that, “No longer will women who have had an abortion be automatically sent to hell, but will have the ability to enter heaven like anyone else” – Pope Francis. What the church is basically saying is that an […]

Man Consumes 200 Edible Pot Cookies, Breaks Into Grocery Store And Eats 173 Pints Of Ben & Jerry’s Before Being Arrested

December 24, 2021 Bonine 0
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Alex Stronz of Palmdale California went a little crazy eating pot edibles. “I ate 10 real quick like and then next thing you know I’m hungry, so I eat another 190 of them things”. That’s a lot of pot Alex! “I don’t know how it happened but I was still […]

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