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Marvel Comics “Morbius” has received a lot of attention for being a horrible film. One fan of comic book movies took offense to the poorly scripted movie and decided to trash a warehouse that was holding copies of the movie set to be released next month. Apparently Hector is tired […]

Ruby Hughes (37) of Bakersfield California has been taken into police custody after calls came in from the local Walmart saying a woman was shitting in the self-checkout line. Reports from onlookers claim that while Ruby was checking herself out, the “please place item in bagging area” alert kept going […]

Beaumont Texas- On the 1st and 3rd Sundays of the month, a Walmart Supercenter in Beaumont will be offering 30% off the entire store for all customers who weigh over 300lbs. Customers who wish to qualify for the discount must weigh themselves on site or have a card from a […]

Santa Barbara, CA- Kelly Arnold (32) has been a Yoga instructor for 8 years. There’s not a whole lot she doesn’t like about bending, twisting and holding. She recently started teaching a hot yoga class. Her hot yoga class reaches temperatures of 100F and above. The class was going real […]

Alixxx Skyz was doing her famous upside down splits while twerking at Lucky Diamond strip club in Temecula, California when the unexpected happened. She started her period! Like a volcano, blood started spurting out her vagina at a breakneck pace. She erupted all over the first 3 rows of patrons. […]

Claudia Williams (62) of Los Angeles California was enjoying a nice slice of pizza at Antonio’s Pizzeria when she spotted a man checking out her pizza pie. “I got the last of the pepperoni and I could tell he wanted my pepperoni’s in his mouth”, said Williams. According to witness […]

Liberty Jones is suing a man because his prosthetic penis fell off during sexual intercourse in a parked car. Liberty claims the penis got stuck inside her cavernous vagina making it impossible for her to do business with any other men. She thought something was suspicious about his penis, “I’ve […]

Felix Costanza (29) of Miami Florida has been taken into custody after medical staff at The Miami Medical Center observed signs of sexual abuse on his comatose wife Natasha Costanza (30). Natasha has been in a coma for just shy of 6 months following a horrific car accident. A nurse […]