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Houtson, TX (IAH)- Flight Attendant Beth Worthington (40) of Sugarland Texas, has been arrested following an incident onboard a flight she was working. Not long after takeoff, passengers began to complain about an odor onboard coming from a fellow passenger that was making several of them sick to the stomach. […]

Montecito, CA- Former landscape artist Clyde Treadwell (52) was watching the Wednesday night news to see if his numbers were winners in this weeks lotto. His divorce was finalized yesterday and tonight he was in a foul mood. Clyde went to the fridge to grab a Steel Reserve and sat […]

“I yanked as hard as I could. I yanked and pulled until I ripped his cheating balls off!” Los Angeles, California- Jessica Perez was brought into custody after her husband arrived at a hospital without his balls and named her as the culprit. Shocked emergency room workers worked hard to […]

Spring, TX- Ally Simpson (27) is a good time girl. So when there was a party at the lake this past weekend, she was there with a cooler full of Budweiser because White Claw is “weak shit” in her words. A typical lake party includes booze, babes, boats, big ass […]

Oklahoma City, OK- Wendy Forsythe (32), was caught by fellow co-workers with her mouth firmly wrapped around the big toe of 97 year old Frank Mason. Frank is one of 80 residents at the Sleepy Meadows retirement home out of Oklahoma City. Wendy has worked as a caregiver at this […]

Katy, TX- Clinton “Clint” Harrison (32), has been going through a nasty divorce with his wife Melissa. The two have no children, so one would think a divorce would be quick and easy, but that would not be the case with these two. Clint makes well over 6 figures working […]

San Diego, CA- Clint Bowman (45), has been sentenced to 25 years in prison for his crimes including; desecration of a corpse, 418 counts of necrophilia, improper handling of a dead body, and theft among others. Clint was literally caught with his pants down by a janitor at the funeral […]

Montclair, NJ- Ms. Carla Marshall (28) has been arrested following a drug induced rampage in her classroom. “She showed up late to class and was talking 100 miles an hour and she looked crazy!”, one student said. Carla Marshal is the school’s 12th grade algebra teacher. This particular day she […]