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Upset About A Missing Bag Of Beef Jerky, Man Bites Off His Roommate’s Penis To Exact Revenge

May 25, 2023 Bonine 0
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Bakersfield, CA- Brandon Parker (33), was arrested at his residence after neighbors called to complain about loud noises emanating from Parker’s apartment. Brandon had accused his roommate, Wilson Gonzales (30), of stealing his last bag of Jack Links beef jerky. The two men got into a heated argument at which […]

Missing Zookeeper Found In Alligator Feces After Spending The Weekend Alone With The Gator.

April 15, 2023 Bonine 0
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Bert Keller (24) of Scottsdale Arizona always wanted to have an alligator growing up. So when he landed his dream job working at a zoo, Bert found a way to have the best of both worlds. He could form a bond with Milo The Gator and never have to worry […]

Gas Station Sushi Turns Into; Diarrhea And A Broken Neck For One Seattle Area Stripper

March 27, 2023 Bonine 0
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Seattle, WA – Karen “Destiny” Williams (27) is a dancer at the local Knockers strip club in Seattle. On Sunday night Destiny showed up for work at her regular time and was on stage getting warmed up for the night. Destiny has a very exciting pole routine and the place […]

Scorned Woman Serves Husband Spaghetti Made With Her Menstrual Blood

March 5, 2023 Bonine 0
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Bakersfield, CA- Jenny Smithson (31) is making headlines in the city of Bakersfield California. Her husband Craig is in the oil and gas industry and often travels to Houston on business. When he returned from his last trip, Jenny found several pairs of woman’s panties along with a box of […]

Arby’s Manager Mistakes Woman’s “Beef Curtains” (*Outer Labia), For 5lbs. Of Stolen Roast Beef. She Is Arrested And Later Released

March 1, 2023 Bonine 0
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Ventura, CA- A local woman was released from Ventura County Jail late last night after evidence proved she was not a thief. The previous evening Lissette Hinjosa (27) of Oxnard, was picked up by VPD leaving an Arby’s restaurant. The manager of that store called authorities to report that there […]

Man Tries To Run Over His Girlfriend After Catching Her Using Another Man’s Food Stamps At Walmart

February 18, 2023 Bonine 0
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Houston, TX- Max Ellingtion (28) is in custody at Harris County Jail after trying to run over his girlfriend but instead crashed his car into a local Walmart. His girlfriend, hopefully EX now, Veronica was at the self checkout machine when Max noticed she was paying for their groceries using […]

Flight Attendant Trapped “Foul Smelling” Passenger In The Lavatory For The Duration Of The Flight

January 12, 2023 Bonine 0
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Houtson, TX (IAH)- Flight Attendant Beth Worthington (40) of Sugarland Texas, has been arrested following an incident onboard a flight she was working. Not long after takeoff, passengers began to complain about an odor onboard coming from a fellow passenger that was making several of them sick to the stomach. […]

MAN WINS LOTTERY THE DAY AFTER HIS DIVORCE BECOMES FINAL. CELEBRATES WITH COCAINE AND HOOKERS

December 30, 2022 Bonine 0
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Montecito, CA- Former landscape artist Clyde Treadwell (52) was watching the Wednesday night news to see if his numbers were winners in this weeks lotto. His divorce was finalized yesterday and tonight he was in a foul mood. Clyde went to the fridge to grab a Steel Reserve and sat […]

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