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Brisbane Australia- Mark William (53), has been making the rounds on local news stations after the boomerang he threw 3 weeks prior, actually returned and whacked him directly onto his head. Statisticians claim the odds of a rogue boomerang re-gaining its flight path and returning are 1 in 1.5 Trillion. […]

Fillmore, CA- Chad Williamson (43), is locked up in Ventura County jail after his 3 children were hospitalized overnight following a weekend alone with their father. Due to the ages of the children (8, 10, and 12), their identities will remain protected. The mother, Melissa Williamson (39), took her three […]

Venice Beach, CA- Melinda Brewer (26), wanted a special way to commemorate her 26th birthday. She decided that a throat tattoo of the year of her birth “1997”, would be just the ticket to accentuate her natural beauty. Upon completion of the tattoo, Melinda went over to a full length […]

Los Angeles, CA- In what could have come straight out of a Hollywood movie script, Evan McGuiness (27) from Dublin Ireland, was arrested after multiple women came forward claiming he deceived them into sexual relations by making them think he was a Leprechaun with a pot of gold. McGuiness would […]

Bakersfield, CA- Brandon Parker (33), was arrested at his residence after neighbors called to complain about loud noises emanating from Parker’s apartment. Brandon had accused his roommate, Wilson Gonzales (30), of stealing his last bag of Jack Links beef jerky. The two men got into a heated argument at which […]

Bert Keller (24) of Scottsdale Arizona always wanted to have an alligator growing up. So when he landed his dream job working at a zoo, Bert found a way to have the best of both worlds. He could form a bond with Milo The Gator and never have to worry […]

Seattle, WA – Karen “Destiny” Williams (27) is a dancer at the local Knockers strip club in Seattle. On Sunday night Destiny showed up for work at her regular time and was on stage getting warmed up for the night. Destiny has a very exciting pole routine and the place […]

Bakersfield, CA- Jenny Smithson (31) is making headlines in the city of Bakersfield California. Her husband Craig is in the oil and gas industry and often travels to Houston on business. When he returned from his last trip, Jenny found several pairs of woman’s panties along with a box of […]