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Month: February 2023

Trans Woman Beats Up Her Husband For Being Married To A Transgender Woman

February 23, 2023 Bonine 0
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Houston, TX- Gillian Mattison (39), formerly “Gilbert”, has been arrested for beating up her husband. A little back story first. When Gillian was still known as Gilbert and living as a man, he was in the hate group “Proud Boys”. Now being in a violent gang like that, there was […]

The DEAD BODY Brothel In Ojai California Has Been Shut Down Much To The Chagrin Of The Townsfolk

February 20, 2023 Bonine 0
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Ojai, CA- Late last night a S.W.A.T. team raided an underground brothel that catered to those who enjoy sleeping with the dead. Right on highway 33, this brothel blended in with the rest of the businesses on that stretch of road. During the day it was an abandoned building, but […]

Man Tries To Run Over His Girlfriend After Catching Her Using Another Man’s Food Stamps At Walmart

February 18, 2023 Bonine 0
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Houston, TX- Max Ellingtion (28) is in custody at Harris County Jail after trying to run over his girlfriend but instead crashed his car into a local Walmart. His girlfriend, hopefully EX now, Veronica was at the self checkout machine when Max noticed she was paying for their groceries using […]

Retired Prostitute Arrested For Consuming Semen Samples While Working At A Sperm Bank

February 16, 2023 Bonine 0
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Bakersfield, CA- Agatha Bristol (27), was caught on video surveillance removing patient’s specimens at the Bakersfield Reproductive Center (BRC) and consuming them orally. Ms. Bristol had only been an employee at BRC for 3 months when she apparently reverted to old behavior from her previous career. As a former prostitute, […]

New SMART Brand Condoms Will Tell You If Your Partner Used To Be A Man

February 14, 2023 Bonine 0
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Los Angeles, CA- There’s no question we live in new and interesting times. Men and woman are experiencing life at new and exciting speeds. Not many people have time to slow down and check if their partners used to be the a different gender. Now one company, for the first […]

Criminal Caught After Cutting Off 37 Man Buns In One Day, Claims He “Was Doing The Lord’s Work”

February 10, 2023 Bonine 0
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Los Angeles, CA- Craig Ledbetter (33), has been placed into custody after reports came in from all over Downtown Los Angeles that a man had been seen running up to other men and cutting off their “Man Buns”. Dozen of men filled the police station to press charges after their […]

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