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Lottery Winner Celebrates By Dumping 1500 Gallons Of Septic Waste On His Boss’s Lawn

April 1, 2022 Bonine 0
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Bloomington, IN- Carl Pengrove (33) is the state of Indiana’s newest millionaire after winning 7 million dollars in The Hoosier Lotto. Instead of just quitting his job, Carl wanted to make an impression on his boss that he would not soon forget. Carl works for a local general contractor by […]

Lester Manson Claims His Cousin Charlie Manson Was Funded By The Kennedy’s

March 10, 2022 Bonine 0
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Lester Manson (78), is locked up in a secure federal facility at an unknown location for his protection. Recently Lester broke his silence on his infamous cousin, Charles Manson. “What people don’t know is how Charlie funded the ‘family’. Once a month funds would be deposited in a bank account […]

Cousins Caught Having Animal Like Relations During Grandfather’s Funeral

October 21, 2021 Bonine 0
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Anaconda, MT- Felix Clemmings passed away at the age of 78 in his sleep. Felix had a large and gregarious family. Due to the small selection of companions, some of the younger generations have chosen to co-mingle with one-another. Specifically Ben and Lilly Clemmings. Clemmings’ funeral was a grand affair, […]

Marilyn Manson Is Now A Woman With Going By The Name Marilyn Manson

October 6, 2021 Bonine 0
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Brian Warner AKA “Marilyn Manson”, has gone through the sexual reassignment process provided by Johns Hopkins University. “For many years I’ve tried to be edgy. 20 years ago it was the removal of my rib that got me so much attention. Not only that, but it provided for many fun […]

Man Drove His Chevy To The Levy, But The Levy Was Not Dry, His Girlfriend Was.

July 30, 2021 Bonine 0
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Butte, MT- Alex Cartwright (23) of Butte, went to impress his girlfriend by taking her to the levy and hopefully get to second base. Alex expected his levy dry and his woman wet. Instead They were swept away by a rogue wave and thrust deep into the levy. His Ol’ […]

Thomasville Georgia To Ban Caffeine On Sundays. Officials Call It “The Devil’s Drug”

July 24, 2021 Bonine 0
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Thomasville Georgia- On Friday city officials voted in a ban on caffeine that would make the drug illegal to purchase or publicly consume on Sundays. Mayor Hubert Lacroix call the new law “a step in the right direction. As mayor I want us to move backwards to simpler times”. Good […]

Said He Didn’t Hear The Cops Knocking On The Door.

July 19, 2021 Bonine 0
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Travis Detwiler (33) of Abilene Texas, had been on the run from the police for 2 weeks. Detwiler was wanted in connection with the theft of 33 car wheels from 33 different cars. His crimes tormented many an unsuspecting folk. Travis was always a good lookout because he could hear […]

Man Makes Family Use Litter Box To Save On High Cost Of Water

July 17, 2021 Bonine 0
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Camarillo, CA- Dexter Matthews (57), is tired of having to spend 100’s of dollars a month on water. “It’s just water. Why is it so damn expensive to flush your shit?”. He figured out a way to save a couple bucks by having his family use a litter box to […]

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