Love Conquers

Bakersfield, CA- Melinda Weston (47), was arrested for assaulting her husband last night after he came home from work. The incident occurred when Melinda noticed her husband, Brent Weston, had brought home an 18 pack of Bud Light. According to Melinda, The couple had already agreed to start drinking Coors […]

Seattle, WA- Kelly Morris (33), thought she was in a happy marriage. She and her husband have two kids, a dog and 2 cats. From all appearances they are a happy and thriving couple. Kelly stays home with the kids, and Bradley, her husband, is a realtor. It wasn’t unusual […]

Bakersfield, CA- Agatha Bristol (27), was caught on video surveillance removing patient’s specimens at the Bakersfield Reproductive Center (BRC) and consuming them orally. Ms. Bristol had only been an employee at BRC for 3 months when she apparently reverted to old behavior from her previous career. As a former prostitute, […]

Hollywood, CA- Stories have surfaced regarding a Halloween Costume party that was hosted by none other than Ryan Seacrest. According to multiple reports Seacrest and guest Mario Lopez were seen spending a lot of time together at the party. That alone is not too unusual as both are television hosts. […]

Salt Lake City, Utah- Benjamin and Bethany Anderson are overjoyed with their new bundle of joy. For over 5 years the loving couple tried and tried again to get pregnant. It didn’t help that Benjamin would go off on missions every other year during those first few years. The couple, […]

Milwaukee, WI- Ralph Gruber was tired of having to do all the household chores while his wife, Carla was out at the local buffet stuffing her face like she would do every Sunday. The night before they had a 5th birthday party for their youngest child and there was plenty […]

Houston, TX- Fernando Chavez (63), was seen leaving a Circle-K with approximately $40 in cash he had stolen from a register. He disappeared in an alleyway behind the store. Fernando is well known around the area by locals and it was out of character for him to rob anyone, but […]

Phoenix, AZ- Eugenia Korver (63) died today after falling over 1000 feet to the ground. Her Ex-husband had attached balloons to the lawn chair she was sitting in at their grandchild’s first birthday party. Some think it was a prank gone wrong, while others believe that Frank had finally killed […]