Love Conquers

Hollywood, CA- Stories have surfaced regarding a Halloween Costume party that was hosted by none other than Ryan Seacrest. According to multiple reports Seacrest and guest Mario Lopez were seen spending a lot of time together at the party. That alone is not too unusual as both are television hosts. […]

Salt Lake City, Utah- Benjamin and Bethany Anderson are overjoyed with their new bundle of joy. For over 5 years the loving couple tried and tried again to get pregnant. It didn’t help that Benjamin would go off on missions every other year during those first few years. The couple, […]

Milwaukee, WI- Ralph Gruber was tired of having to do all the household chores while his wife, Carla was out at the local buffet stuffing her face like she would do every Sunday. The night before they had a 5th birthday party for their youngest child and there was plenty […]

Houston, TX- Fernando Chavez (63), was seen leaving a Circle-K with approximately $40 in cash he had stolen from a register. He disappeared in an alleyway behind the store. Fernando is well known around the area by locals and it was out of character for him to rob anyone, but […]

Phoenix, AZ- Eugenia Korver (63) died today after falling over 1000 feet to the ground. Her Ex-husband had attached balloons to the lawn chair she was sitting in at their grandchild’s first birthday party. Some think it was a prank gone wrong, while others believe that Frank had finally killed […]

Birmingham, England- Rupert is a good boy by all accounts. He recently made the local news when he returned to his former home in Small Heath. Rupert was left abandoned 5 years ago by his former owner, Reggie McMurphy. Reggie could no longer feed his young dog so he left […]

Houtson TX- A local mortician Stewart Stump had been removing the testicles from men that passed through the funeral home he worked at. Stump would use the balls to make albondigas soup. This had been going on for years until Stump got careless and dropped a ball. The next morning […]

Cathy Wanamaker (32) of Bristol Tennessee is suing Planned Parenthood for 70 million dollars because she is not being able to get pregnant. Wanamaker claims that her 237th abortion damaged her reproductive system, making it impossible for her to carry a child to term. Since her last abortion she has […]