Love Conquers

Phoenix, AZ- Eugenia Korver (63) died today after falling over 1000 feet to the ground. Her Ex-husband had attached balloons to the lawn chair she was sitting in at their grandchild’s first birthday party. Some think it was a prank gone wrong, while others believe that Frank had finally killed […]

Birmingham, England- Rupert is a good boy by all accounts. He recently made the local news when he returned to his former home in Small Heath. Rupert was left abandoned 5 years ago by his former owner, Reggie McMurphy. Reggie could no longer feed his young dog so he left […]

Houtson TX- A local mortician Stewart Stump had been removing the testicles from men that passed through the funeral home he worked at. Stump would use the balls to make albondigas soup. This had been going on for years until Stump got careless and dropped a ball. The next morning […]

Cathy Wanamaker (32) of Bristol Tennessee is suing Planned Parenthood for 70 million dollars because she is not being able to get pregnant. Wanamaker claims that her 237th abortion damaged her reproductive system, making it impossible for her to carry a child to term. Since her last abortion she has […]

Everyone knows John F. Kennedy died November 22nd, 1963. What many may not know is on that fateful day, a 7 year affair between President Kennedy and a young Nancy Pelosi also ended. At just 22 years old, Nancy was one of the Presidents longest running mistresses. JFK was a […]

Waco, TX- Theodore (Ted) Anthony Nugent lay in critical condition at Baylor Scott & White Medical Center Hillcrest. He is currently being placed on a ventilator to help stabilize his condition long enough for internal injuries to heal. Ted was on his property in Waco Texas when a team of […]

Helen Parker of Newbury Park California recently discovered her husband of 18 years, Roger has been cheating on her with their nanny, Bekka. It’s a tale as old as time and Helen was furious this was now also her story. She knew better than to get a good looking younger […]

Ventura, CA- Kennedy Warren (33), is not your typical vengeful girlfriend. She’s not going to key your car as Frank Bilder found out. Kennedy had just caught her boyfriend cheating the weekend before. She walked in on Frank with 2 prostitutes. After a few days of thinking how to get […]