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Modesto, CA- Gabby Miles (27) is being held at Stanislaus County Jail after word leaked onto social media from students at the high school where she taught, that she had offered the male students in her classes blowjobs for positive reviews on the year end teacher review surveys. Several of […]

Washington, D.C.- An alternate version of a press photo taken in 1987 of the then Senator Joe Biden, shows what appears to be a small plate white powder on the Senators desk. Rumors have swirled that back in the 1980’s Biden has a taste for cocaine. This undoctored photo was […]

Milwaukee, WI- In a stunning turn of events, Harley Davidson has shocked the motor world by pledging to go all electric and halt production of ICE (Internal Combustion Engine) powered motorcycles by 2025. This comes in response to the overwhelming support of Harley owners worldwide for a “greener” future. “We […]

Blue Ridge, GA- Ernest Cornwebby III (59), is just your everyday kind of fellow. Not know for his smarts or being extraordinary in any way. “Ernie” to the people of Blue Ridge, is dependable and honest. Slow, but steady. “A good man with a heart of gold. Just a little […]

Houston, Texas – Maxine Green (32) of Houston was fired from a local pizza delivery chain. Due to privacy the name of the restaurant will be withheld pending a police investigation into this sticky situation. Green had been a delivery driver for 3yrs before any complaints had been filed against […]

Dr. Paul Ferrozi (59) of Houston Texas has been placed under arrested after video evidence provided by the victim shows him sexually assault her with his head while she lay unconscious. The victim, who shall remain anonymous, accidentally recorded the assault that took place during her visit. The video shows […]

As a thank you to its customers, Walmart will be giving out one free ham per person who can outrun their crack security team. Walmart tells us that they saved so much money by using self-checkout lanes that they can afford to hand out well over 12 million hams. Some […]