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Month: June 2022

Dog Who Was Abandoned By Its Owner 5 Years Ago, Returns To Bite Him In The Ass

June 30, 2022 Bonine 0
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Birmingham, England- Rupert is a good boy by all accounts. He recently made the local news when he returned to his former home in Small Heath. Rupert was left abandoned 5 years ago by his former owner, Reggie McMurphy. Reggie could no longer feed his young dog so he left […]

Florida Pizza Delivery Driver Upset About Not Getting Tipped, Ejaculates Onto Customers Pizzas

June 29, 2022 Bonine 0
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Miami, Florida – Max Green of Miami was fired from a local pizza delivery chain. Due to privacy the name of the restaurant will be withheld pending a police investigation into this sticky situation. Green had been a delivery driver for 3yrs before any complaints had been filed against him. […]

Mortician Who Had Been Stealing Testicles For Albondigas Soup, Has Been Taken Into Custody.

June 29, 2022 Bonine 0
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Houtson TX- A local mortician Stewart Stump had been removing the testicles from men that passed through the funeral home he worked at. Stump would use the balls to make albondigas soup. This had been going on for years until Stump got careless and dropped a ball. The next morning […]

Stripper Drops Turd On Stage. Requests For Her Lap Dances Double As A Result

June 29, 2022 Bonine 0
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Houston, TX- Stripper Maryanne “Diamond” Simons is a popular stripper at Knockers, a Houston are strip club, but as of Saturday night she is the must see attraction! It was just a regular Saturday night, Diamond was dancing to a Nickelback song when things started to take a turn in […]

Alabama Couple Tried To Trade Their Children For Crypto Currency

June 26, 2022 Bonine 0
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Sylvia (27) and Ed MacEwan (29) of El Dorado Alabama were looking to cash in and get themselves some Bitcoin during this latest craze of the popular cryptocurrency. Like most of us the MacEwan’s has been having a hard time making ends meet. On top of that, all of their […]

The Pirates Of The Caribbean Ride Shuts Down After Woman Defecates On Boat

June 24, 2022 Bonine 0
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Disneyland, CA- In what can only be described as a disgusting turn of events, The Pirates Of The Carribean ride is closed until further notice after a woman shat all over one of the boats on the ride and in the water as well. All was going on great Saturday […]

Woman Has Emergency Surgery To Remove Gear Shift Stuck In Her Vagina.

June 22, 2022 Bonine 0
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Houston Texas- Jennifer Collins arrived at a local hospital with a gear shift lodged deep in her vagina. She claims the shifter broke off during a game of rough house and that it was a “freak accident”. Videos posted to Instagram and YouTube show otherwise. For reasons unknown, Ms. Collins […]

From Jail Birds To Love Birds: Steven Avery And Joe Exotic’s Secret Love Affair Exposed

June 21, 2022 Bonine 0
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Joe Exotic and Steven Avery have more than one thing in common. The two Netflix stars are both locked away in prison and have very limited contact with the outside world. One Netflix executive put the pair in contact with each other so they could write letters to one another […]

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