Lester Brown of Beaumont Texas has been arrested on charges of public indecency and masturbation by deception. Mr. Brown posed as a dairy cow during the local 4-H milking competition. Lester was milked by a total of 13 contestants before his ruse was uncovered. “I’m the best milker in 3 […]
Amanda Detwiler, a 3rd grade teacher, has been fired by the Bakersfield City School District after several parents called in complaining that their children were arriving home hungry after school. The children told their parents that “Ms. Detwiler would sit on us until we said she could have our sandwiches. […]
Los Angeles, CA- A disturbing trend is taking place at emergency rooms across America. An alcoholic beverage company called, “Just The Tipsy” markets penis shaped wines bottles to women looking to make a splash at a bachelorette party or to show off their sense of humor at a company party. […]
Cathy Wanamaker (32) of Bristol Tennessee is suing Planned Parenthood for 70 million dollars because she is not being able to get pregnant. Wanamaker claims that her 237th abortion damaged her reproductive system, making it impossible for her to carry a child to term. Since her last abortion she has […]
Washington, D.C.- An alternate version of a press photo taken in 1987 of the then Senator Joe Biden, shows what appears to be a small plate white powder on the Senators desk. Rumors have swirled that back in the 1980’s Biden has a taste for cocaine. This undoctored photo was […]
Houtson, TX- Trishelle Simmons (28) and James Douglas (32), have both been arrested on charges ranging from; Improper handling of food to Extortion. Trishelle works at a local Raising Cane’s where she spends most her days deep frying their signature chicken fingers and dealing with the public. Tired of the […]
Larry Gibbons of Houston Texas was at the courthouse early Wednesday morning for a hearing about his 2nd DUI. While waiting to see the judge, Larry started feeling a little agitated. Not able to leave the building for a smoke, he went to the bathroom with the intent of sneaking […]
Oxnard, CA- Marylouise McGraw(51) single handedly blew up a Walmart Superstore Saturday night when she foolishly lit a cigarette while mixing chemicals for her homemade batch of methamphetamines. Marlylouise worked at the Oxnard location of Walmart for 3 months before she began cooking meth in the camping and sporting goods […]
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