Jessica Detwiler awoke to a sudden and startling pain. The sound of popping corn intensified the pain. It took her about 10 seconds to grasp what was happening to her. “Popcorn was popping in my vagina and my husband had a bowl between my legs to catch it”, said Jessica. […]
Roy Miller showed up at a Jacksonville Florida hospital early on Sunday morning. Roy had been out in the ocean before the sun rose. He was searching for a wide mouthed fish that could accommodate his penis and provide the necessary oral pleasure he was looking for. He eventually found […]
Jennifer Mayer (35) of Thousand Oaks California had recently found out that her husband Craig had been cheating on her… again! He made lots of sweet promises the first time he got caught. He swore he would never cheat again and always be faithful. So much for all of that. […]
Lucy Mills of Sarasota Florida has been arrested on charges of terroristic threats after her Ex-Boyfriend showed police evidence on over 200,000 text messages she had sent him in the past month alone. Chase Billings, the Ex, broke up with Ms. Mills a few months back when he realized she […]
Kelly Rogers (28) of Beaumont Texas was released earlier today by her Captor after being kidnapped weeks prior. She was unaccounted for over 6 weeks. Kelly went to the store for groceries and never came back. Her family was sick with worry and her 6 Children, all under the age […]
Melanie Goodhue (20) of Fresno California was attending UCSB (the University of California Santa Barbara) when she was arrested for desecration of a corpse and improper sexual contact on school property. Melanie was thinking about a career in the medical field as a nurse or doctor, so she had signed […]
Millions of Americans are saying “Let’s Go Brandon”. There are flags, t-shirts, stickers etc… What it really means is “Fuck Joe Biden”, but for whatever reason many people get a kick out of using “Let’s Go Brandon” instead. With all this new attention to the name “Brandon”, many people across […]
Terry Jones (27) of Phoenix Arizona just won a cool 2 million dollars from Netflix. Mr. Jones sued the media giant for his obesity which he claimed started when he got a Netflix streaming subscription, “Before Netflix I would go to the bathroom and get up and move around during […]
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