humanities

Houston TX- Charles Ottoblock 19, was arrested leaving a motel known for prostitution and other illicit activities. He was going home after having just lost his virginity to a hooker. He was zipping up his fly when authorities arrived to place him under arrest. Strangely Ottoblock did not try to […]

Courtney Morrison (37) of Houston Texas, worked the corporate side of the oil and gas industry for 15 years. She made quite a bit of money over the years and decided to retire early to enjoy the fruits of her labor. Courtney was also glad to be rid of the […]

Los Angeles, CA- Ricky Schroder (51), has been seen at soups kitchens and sleeping in a van down by the river. Schroder rose to popularity in the 1980’s by playing “Ricky Stratton” on the show Silver Spoons from 1982-1987. If you haven’t heard of Schroder in a while, it’s because […]

Houston, TX- In what is not a surprising move, Texas will now be bestowing firearms to married couples who have a newborn child. “This is a way we can protect the good citizens of Texas by offering good married families guns”, a law maker said. Most see this as a […]

USA- Every year it seems like Black Friday is becoming a bigger and bigger deal. Family dinners are being cut short to secure a place in line. Giving thanks has taken a backseat to getting deals. As a result of this families are planning to celebrate in parking lots of […]

Undertaker Ralph Gomez had been removing the testicles from men that passed through the funeral home he worked at. Gomez would use the balls to make albondigas soup. This had been going on for years until Gomez got careless and dropped a ball. The next morning his boss, Brent Couler, […]

Jacksonville, FL- Vicky Soline (26) has wanted to work in the cosmetic industry ever since she can remember. She grew up putting makeup on all dolls and was constantly trying to push the envelope when it came to her own makeup. Vicky keeps a nice orange glow by spray tanning […]

Simon Crestly’s son, Brandon lost his battle with cancer last week. Signs were looking good for his boy. His spirits were at an all time high. All over social media Brandon saw people rooting him on with “Let’s go Brandon” signs and memes. Or so he thought. Brandon learned that […]