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Man Loses Virginity To Hooker, Gets Arrested And Couldn’t Care Less

April 14, 2022 Bonine 0
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Houston TX- Charles Ottoblock 19, was arrested leaving a motel known for prostitution and other illicit activities. He was going home after having just lost his virginity to a hooker. He was zipping up his fly when authorities arrived to place him under arrest. Strangely Ottoblock did not try to […]

Woman Spikes Her Goodbye Cake At Work With Laxatives. Chaos Ensues As People Shit Everywhere!

March 24, 2022 Bonine 0
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Courtney Morrison (37) of Houston Texas, worked the corporate side of the oil and gas industry for 15 years. She made quite a bit of money over the years and decided to retire early to enjoy the fruits of her labor. Courtney was also glad to be rid of the […]

Ricky Schroder Living In A Van Down By The River At Age 51

January 1, 2022 Bonine 0
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Los Angeles, CA- Ricky Schroder (51), has been seen at soups kitchens and sleeping in a van down by the river. Schroder rose to popularity in the 1980’s by playing “Ricky Stratton” on the show Silver Spoons from 1982-1987. If you haven’t heard of Schroder in a while, it’s because […]

Texas To Give Married Couples A Gun For Each Newborn Child

December 1, 2021 Bonine 0
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Houston, TX- In what is not a surprising move, Texas will now be bestowing firearms to married couples who have a newborn child. “This is a way we can protect the good citizens of Texas by offering good married families guns”, a law maker said. Most see this as a […]

1000’s Of Families To Celebrate Thanksgiving In Walmart Parking Lots Hoping To Be First In Line For Black Friday

November 20, 2021 Bonine 0
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USA- Every year it seems like Black Friday is becoming a bigger and bigger deal. Family dinners are being cut short to secure a place in line. Giving thanks has taken a backseat to getting deals. As a result of this families are planning to celebrate in parking lots of […]

An Undertaker Who Had Been Stealing Testicles For Albondigas Soup, Has Been Arrested.

November 15, 2021 Bonine 0
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Undertaker Ralph Gomez had been removing the testicles from men that passed through the funeral home he worked at. Gomez would use the balls to make albondigas soup. This had been going on for years until Gomez got careless and dropped a ball. The next morning his boss, Brent Couler, […]

Florida Woman Doesn’t Understand Why She Can’t Get A Job In The Makeup Industry

November 13, 2021 Bonine 0
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Jacksonville, FL- Vicky Soline (26) has wanted to work in the cosmetic industry ever since she can remember. She grew up putting makeup on all dolls and was constantly trying to push the envelope when it came to her own makeup. Vicky keeps a nice orange glow by spray tanning […]

A Child Who Had Cancer Lost The Will To Live When He Learned “Let’s Go Brandon” Was Not People Supporting Him

November 4, 2021 Bonine 0
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Simon Crestly’s son, Brandon lost his battle with cancer last week. Signs were looking good for his boy. His spirits were at an all time high. All over social media Brandon saw people rooting him on with “Let’s go Brandon” signs and memes. Or so he thought. Brandon learned that […]

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