humanities

Houston, TX- Melissa Sanchez (28) has been served emergency annulment papers from the state of Texas. The annulment ends the marriage immediately and both sides are free to go their separate ways. Melissa was married to Larry Banks (30) for less that 48hrs before he sought to end the marriage. […]

Ted Beyers of Phoenix Arizona will be spending the next few weeks recovering from a gruesome wound he suffered as a result of a dare gone wrong. Over the weekend Ted and his buddies gathered to watch NASCAR, drink beers and harass each other as good buddies tend to do. […]

Amanda Detwiler, a 3rd grade teacher, has been fired by the Bakersfield City School District after several parents called in complaining that their children were arriving home hungry after school. The children told their parents that “Ms. Detwiler would sit on us until we said she could have our sandwiches. […]

Courtney Morrison (37) of Houston Texas, worked the corporate side of the oil and gas industry for 15 years. She made quite a bit of money over the years and decided to retire early to enjoy the fruits of her labor. Courtney was also glad to be rid of the […]

Los Angeles, CA- Ricky Schroder (51), has been seen at soups kitchens and sleeping in a van down by the river. Schroder rose to popularity in the 1980’s by playing “Ricky Stratton” on the show Silver Spoons from 1982-1987. If you haven’t heard of Schroder in a while, it’s because […]

Houston, TX- In what is not a surprising move, Texas will now be bestowing firearms to married couples who have a newborn child. “This is a way we can protect the good citizens of Texas by offering good married families guns”, a law maker said. Most see this as a […]

USA- Every year it seems like Black Friday is becoming a bigger and bigger deal. Family dinners are being cut short to secure a place in line. Giving thanks has taken a backseat to getting deals. As a result of this families are planning to celebrate in parking lots of […]

Undertaker Ralph Gomez had been removing the testicles from men that passed through the funeral home he worked at. Gomez would use the balls to make albondigas soup. This had been going on for years until Gomez got careless and dropped a ball. The next morning his boss, Brent Couler, […]