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Man Granted Emergency Annulment (Divorce) After He Discovers His New Wife Uses Ketchup On Steak

December 28, 2022 Bonine 0
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Houston, TX- Melissa Sanchez (28) has been served emergency annulment papers from the state of Texas. The annulment ends the marriage immediately and both sides are free to go their separate ways. Melissa was married to Larry Banks (30) for less that 48hrs before he sought to end the marriage. […]

Man Will Forever Regret Putting His Penis In A Bucket Of Dry Ice For $500

October 12, 2022 Bonine 0
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Ted Beyers of Phoenix Arizona will be spending the next few weeks recovering from a gruesome wound he suffered as a result of a dare gone wrong. Over the weekend Ted and his buddies gathered to watch NASCAR, drink beers and harass each other as good buddies tend to do. […]

3rd Grade Teacher Sat On Students Until They Handed Over Their Lunch

June 19, 2022 Bonine 0
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Amanda Detwiler, a 3rd grade teacher, has been fired by the Bakersfield City School District after several parents called in complaining that their children were arriving home hungry after school. The children told their parents that “Ms. Detwiler would sit on us until we said she could have our sandwiches. […]

Woman Puts Laxatives Into Her Goodbye Cake At Work. Chaos Ensues As People Shit Everywhere!

March 24, 2022 Bonine 0
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Courtney Morrison (37) of Houston Texas, worked the corporate side of the oil and gas industry for 15 years. She made quite a bit of money over the years and decided to retire early to enjoy the fruits of her labor. Courtney was also glad to be rid of the […]

Ricky Schroder Living In A Van Down By The River At Age 51

January 1, 2022 Bonine 0
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Los Angeles, CA- Ricky Schroder (51), has been seen at soups kitchens and sleeping in a van down by the river. Schroder rose to popularity in the 1980’s by playing “Ricky Stratton” on the show Silver Spoons from 1982-1987. If you haven’t heard of Schroder in a while, it’s because […]

Texas To Give Married Couples A Gun For Each Newborn Child

December 1, 2021 Bonine 0
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Houston, TX- In what is not a surprising move, Texas will now be bestowing firearms to married couples who have a newborn child. “This is a way we can protect the good citizens of Texas by offering good married families guns”, a law maker said. Most see this as a […]

1000’s Of Families To Celebrate Thanksgiving In Walmart Parking Lots Hoping To Be First In Line For Black Friday

November 20, 2021 Bonine 0
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USA- Every year it seems like Black Friday is becoming a bigger and bigger deal. Family dinners are being cut short to secure a place in line. Giving thanks has taken a backseat to getting deals. As a result of this families are planning to celebrate in parking lots of […]

An Undertaker Who Had Been Stealing Testicles For Albondigas Soup, Has Been Arrested.

November 15, 2021 Bonine 0
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Undertaker Ralph Gomez had been removing the testicles from men that passed through the funeral home he worked at. Gomez would use the balls to make albondigas soup. This had been going on for years until Gomez got careless and dropped a ball. The next morning his boss, Brent Couler, […]

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