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Houston Texas- Jennifer Collins arrived at a local hospital with a gear shift lodged deep in her vagina. She claims the shifter broke off during a game of rough house and that it was a “freak accident”. Videos posted to Instagram and YouTube show otherwise. For reasons unknown, Ms. Collins […]

Joe Exotic and Steven Avery have more than one thing in common. The two Netflix stars are both locked away in prison and have very limited contact with the outside world. One Netflix executive put the pair in contact with each other so they could write letters to one another […]

Saint Helena- Tragedy has struck the small island of Saint Helena this past Sunday. Johnathan, a Seychelles giant tortoise, was estimated to be around 490 years old. He had survived both World Wars, countless skirmishes, and also held the title of “Oldest Living Tortoise”, was crushed under the weight of […]

Houston TX- Charles Ottoblock 19, was arrested leaving a motel known for prostitution and other illicit activities. He was going home after having just lost his virginity to a hooker. He was zipping up his fly when authorities arrived to place him under arrest. Strangely Ottoblock did not try to […]

Alexandra Cortez (29) of Oxnard California was arrested leaving a Golden Corral buffet. Alexandra had spent the last 11hrs in the restaurant eating at the all you can eat buffet while her 5 children waited for their mother in the family van out in the parking lot. A cook from […]

Manny Lews passed away on Sunday when his penis got lodged in his throat and he suffocated to death. Manny had long been known to be able to suck his own dick. He would do it at parties or for the right amount of cash, but what people didn’t know […]

Ranchester, Wyoming- Brother and sister, Ted and Amanda Matthews have been arrested on multiple charges of some seriously shocking crimes. The Matthews family has always kept to themselves with only the most dire of emergencies bringing anyone of them into town. So it was no surprise to most that their […]

Los Angeles, CA- The beloved Betty White will be turning 100 next month and we cannot wait to wish her the happiest birthday of all time! Unfortunately, once she hits the big 100 her celebration will have to be without Legos. That’s because the age limit of one of America’s […]