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An Employee Ran Walmart Fight Club Has Been Shut Down After Someone Breaks Rule #1

October 6, 2022 Bonine 0
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Houston, TX- Late Wednesday night Houston police shut down an illegal “Fight Club” that was taking place at various Houston based Walmart locations. Police had been trying to track down the fighters for several weeks before finally finding them. The fight “club” would routinely change locations to stay one step […]

100’s Of Marijuana Plants Sprout From Mans Grave

July 10, 2022 Bonine 0
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Hector Lozano of Los Angeles was only 33 years old when cancer got the best of him and he left this world. Scores of family and friends attended his open casket funeral. A beloved figure in his community, Hector grew up without parents and turned to a life of giving […]

Florida Pizza Delivery Driver Upset About Not Getting Tipped, Ejaculates Onto Customers Pizzas

June 29, 2022 Bonine 0
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Miami, Florida – Max Green of Miami was fired from a local pizza delivery chain. Due to privacy the name of the restaurant will be withheld pending a police investigation into this sticky situation. Green had been a delivery driver for 3yrs before any complaints had been filed against him. […]

General Contractor Arrested And Later Released For Trying To Save A Buck By Hiring Prostitutes As Laborers.

April 30, 2022 Bonine 0
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Clark Forrester (52) of Fillmore California was thrown into Ventura County Jail after reports of prostitutes on his job-site were being called in by many a concerned citizen. Authorities arrived at the custom home Forrester was in charge of building. Police immediately noticed close to a dozen scantily clad women […]

Lottery Winner Dumps 1500 Gallons Of Shit On His Boss’s Lawn

April 1, 2022 Bonine 0
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Bloomington, IN- Carl Pengrove (33) is the state of Indiana’s newest millionaire after winning 7 million dollars in The Hoosier Lotto. Instead of just quitting his job, Carl wanted to make an impression on his boss that he would not soon forget. Carl works for a local general contractor by […]

Starbucks Barista Loses Her Shit On A Complaining Customer And Dumps Coffee On Her Head

March 26, 2022 Bonine 0
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Ventura, CA- In a world filled with complainers one barista took a stand. Lauren Geno (27) had just started working at Starbucks the week prior to the incident. Within the first few hours of her first shift, the audacious privilege of the generic “Karen” woman was starting to wear thin […]

Katy Perry Is Having Her Vagina Made Into The Sex Toy “Fleshlight”

October 3, 2021 Bonine 0
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Los Angeles, CA- News broke over the weekend that pop superstar Katy Perry has reached an agreement with adult toy super company, Fleshlight, to produce a limited edition Fleshlight based off of Ms. Perry’s specifications. The deal between the two is reported to be worth in excess of $100 million […]

Ted Williams Frozen Head Has Gone Missing. Reward For Information Leading To Its Safe Return.

September 25, 2021 Bonine 0
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Scottsdale, AZ- In what can only be described as a disaster, Ted Williams Frozen head has gone missing. His head was famously frozen in 2002 in hopes that advancements in medicine would be able to relieve him of his maladies. The ultimate goal is to reanimate Ted to a state […]

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