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Clark Forrester (52) of Fillmore California was thrown into Ventura County Jail after reports of prostitutes on his job-site were being called in by many a concerned citizen. Authorities arrived at the custom home Forrester was in charge of building. Police immediately noticed close to a dozen scantily clad women […]

Ventura, CA- In a world filled with complainers one barista took a stand. Lauren Geno (27) had just started working at Starbucks the week prior to the incident. Within the first few hours of her first shift, the audacious privilege of the generic “Karen” woman was starting to wear thin […]

Los Angeles, CA- News broke over the weekend that pop superstar Katy Perry has reached an agreement with adult toy super company, Fleshlight, to produce a limited edition Fleshlight based off of Ms. Perry’s specifications. The deal between the two is reported to be worth in excess of $100 million […]

Scottsdale, AZ- In what can only be described as a disaster, Ted Williams Frozen head has gone missing. His head was famously frozen in 2002 in hopes that advancements in medicine would be able to relieve him of his maladies. The ultimate goal is to reanimate Ted to a state […]

Houston, TX- In what could be called a national staple, Guys who rant in their trucks are taking over the nation. People view them millions of time across all social media platforms. They strike a cord with Americans of all ages. “Blue collar heroes” is a term most often used […]

Las Vegas, NV- Earl Silor Lennon has been charged with the first degree murder of his wife Glendora Lennon. Earl and Glendora had been married a short three years before things went completely downhill. Glendora was seeing men on the side and Earl’s gambling addiction was putting great stress on […]