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Man Sues Netflix For $2 Million And Wins. Claims Binge Watching Led To Obesity

January 13, 2022 Bonine 0
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Terry Jones (27) of Phoenix Arizona just won a cool 2 million dollars from Netflix. Mr. Jones sued the media giant for his obesity which he claimed started when he got a Netflix streaming subscription, “Before Netflix I would go to the bathroom and get up and move around during […]

Ritz Crackers To Be Rebranded as “Ritz Biscuits” After Backlash From Offended Left

January 7, 2022 Bonine 0
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In a stunning move, Nabisco has sent out word to various media outlets that their beloved Ritz “Crackers” will now be known as “Biscuits”. This comes after 10’s of 1000’s complaints were lodged by offended caucasians. “We received a bevy of emails and letters from people claiming that using the […]

Ever Wonder Why The McRib Always Comes Back But Never Stays? The Answer… Rejected Hotdog “Meat”

November 13, 2021 Bonine 0
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McDonald’s routinely and randomly brings the McRib back to the delight of millions. Like many of today’s foods and conveniences, people are not sure how they’re made nor do they seem to care. “Tastes good to me”. Well, we at Daily News Reported did a little digging and this is […]

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