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Van Nuys, CA- Phillip Detwiler (55) is locked up safe and sound in Los Angeles county jail after a harrowing weekend involving 27 hours stuck in an elevator and the “forced” cannibalization of his wife. Phillip and his wife Peggy were attending a conference at a local Marriott when the […]

Ojai, CA- Clinton Brewer (73), has been arrested after assaulting close to one dozen people at a local vegan restaurant, Larry’s Secret Garden. Clinton was seen entering the restaurant during the dinner rush with raw steaks in each hand. He walked from table to table slapping people in the face […]

Terry Jones (27) of Phoenix Arizona just won a cool 2 million dollars from Netflix. Mr. Jones sued the media giant for his obesity which he claimed started when he got a Netflix streaming subscription, “Before Netflix I would go to the bathroom and get up and move around during […]

In a stunning move, Nabisco has sent out word to various media outlets that their beloved Ritz “Crackers” will now be known as “Biscuits”. This comes after 10’s of 1000’s complaints were lodged by offended caucasians. “We received a bevy of emails and letters from people claiming that using the […]

McDonald’s routinely and randomly brings the McRib back to the delight of millions. Like many of today’s foods and conveniences, people are not sure how they’re made nor do they seem to care. “Tastes good to me”. Well, we at Daily News Reported did a little digging and this is […]