enviromental

Los Angeles, CA- A plane made an emergency at LAX today after a suspicious smell became overly concerning to the flight crew. American Airlines flight 1607 had taken off only 30 minutes prior when the pilot decided the risk too great to proceed with a smell so foul. A short […]

San Diego, CA – Carson Miller (41), has been a participant in San Diego annual spaghetti cook-off for the last 12 years. In those dozen years, the highest he had placed was 2nd and Carson knew that 2nd place was just the first loser. For 2022 and lucky contest number […]

Houston, Texas- Pete Bustamonte (33) went to the hospital late last night because he was experiencing terrible stomach pains. The doctors asked the routine questions and when they asked, “Have you eaten lately that you think may have caused this pain?”, Bustamonte responded with, “Well I just got back from […]

Houston, TX- Elon Musk has launched his sperm into space. Not surprised? Neither are we. The megalomaniac has been using Spacex rockets to scatter these cryotanks all over space and into unknown universes. Apparently Musk has long held to the idea that there is life, intelligent life other than our […]

Roscoe Miller (27) of Needles California never had it easy. The only child of two librarians Ben and Barbara Miller, he was mercilessly made fun of for his red hair and vibrant red complexion. For whatever reason kids are assholes and will make fun of anyone who may look different. […]

Seattle, WA- Lisa Blockledder, was in court this past week to answer questions in regards to the crime of robbery she was arrested for. Every time the prosecutor would ask Ms. Blockledder a question, the defendant would queef (Fart from the vagina). To the question; “Is your name Lisa Blockledder?”, […]

Butte, MT- Leander Gomes loves beef jerky. Let that not be an understatement, beef jerky was served as part of dinner at his wedding. He loves jerky! But with the rising costs of Beef, Leander was gonna have to figure out another way to feed his desires. “I couldn’t afford […]

Los Angeles, CA- Lester Franzes is an average everyday dude. He works at AAA as a Vacation advisor, though not many people go that route anymore. He takes great pride in the work he does even if no one else seems to appreciate it. He lives in a somewhat large […]