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“I yanked as hard as I could. I yanked and pulled until I ripped his cheating balls off!” Los Angeles, California- Jessica Perez was brought into custody after a man who arrived at a hospital without his balls named her as the culprit. Shocked emergency room workers worked hard to […]

Houston, TX- Elon Musk has launched his sperm into space. Not surprised? Neither are we. The megalomaniac has been using Spacex rockets to scatter these cryotanks all over space and into unknown universes. Apparently Musk has long held to the idea that there is life, intelligent life other than our […]

Roscoe Miller (27) of Needles California never had it easy. The only child of two librarians Ben and Barbara Miller, he was mercilessly made fun of for his red hair and vibrant red complexion. For whatever reason kids are assholes and will make fun of anyone who may look different. […]

Seattle, WA- Lisa Blockledder, was in court this past week to answer questions in regards to the crime of robbery she was arrested for. Every time the prosecutor would ask Ms. Blockledder a question, the defendant would queef (Fart from the vagina). To the question; “Is your name Lisa Blockledder?”, […]

Butte, MT- Leander Gomes loves beef jerky. Let that not be an understatement, beef jerky was served as part of dinner at his wedding. He loves jerky! But with the rising costs of Beef, Leander was gonna have to figure out another way to feed his desires. “I couldn’t afford […]

Los Angeles, CA- Lester Franzes is an average everyday dude. He works at AAA as a Vacation advisor, though not many people go that route anymore. He takes great pride in the work he does even if no one else seems to appreciate it. He lives in a somewhat large […]

Barbara Walters spoke her final words to Whoopi Goldberg and Rosie O’Donnell via zoom a few nights ago. She hoped the the two would stop fighting and make up. “You belong together ladies. I feel it deep inside me. Love each other without limits”. Taken aback, Rosie and Whoopi reflected […]

Linda Wiles has been dubbed the Gasassassin after dropping a silent but deadly (SBD) fart this past Sunday in church. She had just loaded up on her favorite candy before attending service that day. Linda is a devout a lady as you’re going to find in Butte Montana. So it […]