Houston Man Arrested With Condoms Full Of Heroin In His Buttocks, Blames Bad Mexican Food.

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Houston, Texas- Pete Bustamonte (33) went to the hospital late last night because he was experiencing terrible stomach pains. The doctors asked the routine questions and when they asked, “Have you eaten lately that you think may have caused this pain?”, Bustamonte responded with, “Well I just got back from Mexico and I did eat some questionable seafood and I drank the water down there”.

After hearing this doctors ordered an IV to keep him hydrated and a bedpan to catch anything that make leak out from his buttocks. When a nurse came to change the bedpan she noticed some strange objects in his waste. She found 5 condoms. The police were called in as this wasn’t the first time the hospital had issues with condoms and contraband shoved up rectums.

Sadly this isn’t the first time this has happened. Sergeant Acevedo said, “At least I didn’t have to bag the evidence this time.”

Five condoms filled with heroin were found to have come out of his buttocks, and when questioned by authorities, Bustamonte stuck to his story of bad Mexican food as the source of the heroin filled condoms. Police didn’t buy his story and he was arrested for transportation of a felony amount of narcotics over the border.

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