California Governor And American Hero, Gavin Newsom Wants Minimum IQ Requirements For Potential Parents “We Don’t Want To End Up Like The South”

October 28, 2021 Bonine 0

Sacramento, CA- In a surprising move, Governor Newsom is working on a bill which will require potential parents to pass an IQ test. “What we don’t need is low hanging fruit planting seed”, Newsom said in an interview with, “This isn’t so much political as it is practical and […]

Woman Assaults Police Officer With An Umbilical Cord.

October 26, 2021 Bonine 0

Houston, TX- Clarissa Lynn MacAdoo (31) is in Harris County Jail awaiting trial where she will faces charges of assault with a potentially deadly weapon (depending on whether the umbilical cord test results come back positive with any life threatening disease), assault on a peace officer, solicitation of oral sex, […]

Could You Date The Woman With Giant Toes?

October 23, 2021 Bonine 0

Allison is beautiful by every standard society places on a woman except for one really big detail. Her toes! She may indeed have the world’s longest toes though she refuses to get them measured by Guinness records because, “I am more than my toes and don’t want to be remembered […]