Barbara Walters spoke her final words to Whoopi Goldberg and Rosie O’Donnell via zoom a few nights ago. She hoped the the two would stop fighting and make up. “You belong together ladies. I feel it deep inside me. Love each other without limits”. Taken aback, Rosie and Whoopi reflected […]
Linda Wiles has been dubbed the Gasassassin after dropping a silent but deadly (SBD) fart this past Sunday in church. She had just loaded up on her favorite candy before attending service that day. Linda is a devout a lady as you’re going to find in Butte Montana. So it […]
Sacramento, CA- In a surprising move, Governor Newsom is working on a bill which will require potential parents to pass an IQ test. “What we don’t need is low hanging fruit planting seed”, Newsom said in an interview with dailynewsreported.com, “This isn’t so much political as it is practical and […]
Burbank, CA- An inside source at Jeopardy! has given us the scoop on why Matt Amodio was booted off the popular show. According to our source, Matt was legitimately good at playing Jeorpardy!. So much so that concerns about how much money he would earn and duration of his reign […]
Houston, TX- Clarissa Lynn MacAdoo (31) is in Harris County Jail awaiting trial where she will faces charges of assault with a potentially deadly weapon (depending on whether the umbilical cord test results come back positive with any life threatening disease), assault on a peace officer, solicitation of oral sex, […]
Chick-fil-A had long been a supporter of charities that are anti-LGBTQ. After an executive took an ethics class online from the local community college, he realized that it was not their business what people do or are. “It’s so obvious now. Treat each person as equal. It how Jesus would […]
Back in 1996 this dude, Brian Zembic was known for doing “anything” to win a bet. According to our in house doctor, Dr. Jay Bowlin ESQ “This behavior is caused by lack of substance within the person’s character. They cannot win people over with wit or intellect and must shock […]
Allison is beautiful by every standard society places on a woman except for one really big detail. Her toes! She may indeed have the world’s longest toes though she refuses to get them measured by Guinness records because, “I am more than my toes and don’t want to be remembered […]
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