Chick-fil-A Reverses Its Anti-LGBTQ Policies. Will Start Treating Everyone With The Dignity And Respect They Deserve

Chick-fil-A had long been a supporter of charities that are anti-LGBTQ. After an executive took an ethics class online from the local community college, he realized that it was not their business what people do or are. “It’s so obvious now. Treat each person as equal. It how Jesus would have wanted it. Homosexuality isn’t anyones fucking business. No one’s and I’ve been able to convey that message to the powers to be and no longer will we support the destruction of LGBTQ rights. We are in fact our brother’s keeper”, said Luke Brownstone a Senior Executive within Chickfil-A.

In an attempt to catch up with the rest of the world, Chickfil-A will also remove ridiculous gender assignments to their bathroom doors. “We put on a good show in the commercials, but behind the scenes we really are garbage. I hope this is the start of something great”, said an employee who wished to remain anonymous.

Obviously this story is satire. It’s sad that it’s satire. It’s sad that hate and fear win.

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