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Newbury Park, CA- This past weekend Frank Hamford (35), put his homemade EMP grenade to the test for the first time. His neighbor was having late night party that seemed to never end. Around 1am, after several failed attempts to get police to shut the party down, Frank took matters […]

Los Angeles, CA- A Bank Of The West had a scare today in downtown Los Angeles. A man later identified as Harrison Parker (36), was apprehended by an armed security guard employed by the bank after his “Gun” revealed itself to be a hotdog. Harrison got in line with the […]

London, England- Rumors are spreading that England’s elite are not content with Charles being handed the crown and thus the Kingdom of England. Many want the tradition of a Witan choosing the next king to take place. The elite have secretly convened and even have some potential candidates for king […]

Seattle, WA- Lori Williams (33), thought she was in a happy marriage. She and her husband have two kids, a dog and 2 cats. From all appearances they are a happy and thriving couple. Lori stays home with the kids and Yuri, her husband is a realtor. It wasn’t unusual […]

Disneyland, CA- In what can only be described as a disgusting turn of events, The Pirates Of The Carribean ride is closed until further notice after a woman shat all over one of the boats on the ride and in the water as well. All was going on great Saturday […]

Caroline Youngers of Yorba Linda California, has been married to Roger Youngers for eight years. Roger is 15 years older than Caroline. The first half of their marriage was like a fairytale. He used to be the sweetest most caring husband. Flowers and surprise gifts, even when there was no […]

Pete Parrish (32) of Salt Lake City Utah has been arrested and charged with breaking one of the city’s oldest punishable laws, collecting rainwater. SLC (Salt Lake City) has always been strict on its citizens when it comes to collecting rainwater. It is an archaic law put into place to […]

Calabasas, CA- Britney Spears is joining the latest trend of smoking hot celebrities to join the popular website. After seeing some not so popular not so credible and not so hot of stars cash out big time, Spears is hoping to replicate their success but on a much larger scale. […]