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Man Uses A Homemade EMP Grenade To Shut Down His Neighbor’s Late Night Party.

May 16, 2023 Bonine 0
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Newbury Park, CA- This past weekend Frank Hamford (35), put his homemade EMP grenade to the test for the first time. His neighbor was having late night party that seemed to never end. Around 1am, after several failed attempts to get police to shut the party down, Frank took matters […]

BREAKING NEWS: Man Tries To Rob Bank With A Hotdog.

October 15, 2022 Bonine 0
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Los Angeles, CA- A Bank Of The West had a scare today in downtown Los Angeles. A man later identified as Harrison Parker (36), was apprehended by an armed security guard employed by the bank after his “Gun” revealed itself to be a hotdog. Harrison got in line with the […]

Many English Want A Witan To Choose England’s Next King. Charles Not A Lock For The Crown

September 11, 2022 Bonine 0
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London, England- Rumors are spreading that England’s elite are not content with Charles being handed the crown and thus the Kingdom of England. Many want the tradition of a Witan choosing the next king to take place. The elite have secretly convened and even have some potential candidates for king […]

Wife Bursts Open Husband’s Testicles By Smashing Them In Their Wedding Photo Album After She Catches Him Cheating.

August 12, 2022 Bonine 0
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Seattle, WA- Lori Williams (33), thought she was in a happy marriage. She and her husband have two kids, a dog and 2 cats. From all appearances they are a happy and thriving couple. Lori stays home with the kids and Yuri, her husband is a realtor. It wasn’t unusual […]

The Pirates Of The Caribbean Ride Shuts Down After Woman Defecates On Boat

June 24, 2022 Bonine 0
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Disneyland, CA- In what can only be described as a disgusting turn of events, The Pirates Of The Carribean ride is closed until further notice after a woman shat all over one of the boats on the ride and in the water as well. All was going on great Saturday […]

Wife Replaces Cheating Husband’s Viagra With Ex-Lax. What Happens Next Is Really Shitty.

March 27, 2022 Bonine 0
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Caroline Youngers of Yorba Linda California, has been married to Roger Youngers for eight years. Roger is 15 years older than Caroline. The first half of their marriage was like a fairytale. He used to be the sweetest most caring husband. Flowers and surprise gifts, even when there was no […]

Police Arrest Man For Collecting Rainwater With His Head.

February 21, 2022 Bonine 0
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Pete Parrish (32) of Salt Lake City Utah has been arrested and charged with breaking one of the city’s oldest punishable laws, collecting rainwater. SLC (Salt Lake City) has always been strict on its citizens when it comes to collecting rainwater. It is an archaic law put into place to […]

Britney Spears Launching Adult Content Onlyfans January 2022

November 28, 2021 Bonine 0
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Calabasas, CA- Britney Spears is joining the latest trend of smoking hot celebrities to join the popular website. After seeing some not so popular not so credible and not so hot of stars cash out big time, Spears is hoping to replicate their success but on a much larger scale. […]

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