Wife Replaces Cheating Husband’s Viagra With Ex-Lax. What Happens Next Is Really Shitty.

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Caroline Youngers of Yorba Linda California, has been married to Roger Youngers for eight years. Roger is 15 years older than Caroline. The first half of their marriage was like a fairytale. He used to be the sweetest most caring husband. Flowers and surprise gifts, even when there was no special occasion. One time he even planned a trip to Niagara Falls to celebrate Caroline’s 25th Birthday.

Roger had a mid-life crisis around age 40 that he has still not fully emerged from all these years later. He just bought a yellow Corvette against Caroline’s wishes. And to make things really bad, Caroline found a prescription for viagra hidden in a travel bag Roger often uses. The couple had not had sex for almost six months when she found the pills.

Confronted with evidence of his infidelity, Caroline devised a plan for retaliation against her Corvette driving philanderer of a husband. She decided to swap out Roger’s Viagra for Ex-Lax and hope that nature would take its course the next time he went to be unfaithful.

One Sunday morning Roger said he was off to “golf with the boys”. He took his Corvette along with his clubs and bottle of Viagra. About four hours later he returned covered in shit. Caroline asked what had happened and all he could come up with was that he had some “bad Mexican food” and needed to take a shower.

Caroline reveled in her achievement, for not only was roger covered in shit, but so was his yellow corvette. While Caroline still does not know the name of the person Roger was having an affair with, she is content in knowing that that person is probably covered in shit and severely pissed off.

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