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Man Wins $3MIL Settlement Against His Parents For Naming Him, “Richard ‘Dick’ Lover Johnson”.

April 11, 2023 Bonine 0
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Houston, TX- Richard “Dick” Lover Johnson (19), is all smiles today after a Harris county judge ruled in his favor in a civil suit he had filed against his parents. Dick Lover has been the butt of jokes his entire life. Friends, family, teachers, and even the clergy have snickered […]

New SMART Brand Condoms Will Tell You If Your Partner Used To Be A Man

February 14, 2023 Bonine 0
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Los Angeles, CA- There’s no question we live in new and interesting times. Men and woman are experiencing life at new and exciting speeds. Not many people have time to slow down and check if their partners used to be the a different gender. Now one company, for the first […]

Woman Pretends To Have Alzheimers For Over 10 Years To Help Cover Up The Fact The She Manufactures Meth

January 28, 2023 Bonine 0
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Bakersfield, CA- Linda McClintock has fooled friends, family, and medical professionals for well over a decade. Known as a mild mannered grandmotherly type, who also suffered from Alzheimers, Linda had everyone around her duped the entire time. She never had Alzheimers, but rather used a fake diagnosis to pull the […]

Woman Crashes Car Into Walmart After Losing Her Place In Line For Black Friday Deals.

November 25, 2022 Bonine 0
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Houston, TX- Shirley Andover (59) of Spring Texas is sitting in Harris county jail this afternoon after plowing her vehicle into a Houston area Walmart. Andover was waiting in line outside of a Walmart Supercenter to hopefully take advantage of some Black Friday doorbuster deals. Shirley wanted to have a […]

Houston Man By The Name Of “Harry Balzac” Arrested For Public Urination

October 13, 2022 Bonine 0
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Houston, TX- Harold “Harry” Balzac (57), was picked up for public urination after police witnessed him relieving himself behind a Kroger grocery store late Wednesday night. Usually a crime like this will not much media attention, but just this one time we are making an exception. The arrest has garnered […]

Irate Customer Plows Into A California Based Walmart To Destroy The Self-Checkout Machines

August 28, 2022 Bonine 0
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Oxnard, CA- This past Saturday Kathy Gallagher (63) drove her car into a Walmart Supercenter narrowly missing innocent pedestrians and shoppers alike. Police tell us that Kathy had a most unpleasant experience at the self-checkout machine and after close to 20 minutes of trying to scan her own groceries and […]

Russian Man Has Been Drinking His Semen For Over 75 Years To Combat The Signs Of Aging.

August 18, 2022 Bonine 0
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Vladimir Pechenko (95) is just your average guy, except for one major difference. Pechenko drinks his own semen to help combat the signs of aging. When asked how this all began, Pechenko had this to say, “I got to thinking how my cum must be full of vitamins and minerals. […]

Man Freed After Spending 70 Years In Jail For A Robbery He Did Not Commit

July 23, 2022 Bonine 0
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Minneapolis, MN- Walter Billings (91), was sentenced to life in prison back in 1952 for a bank robbery. A total of $300,000 was stolen, which equals over $3,000,000 in today’s money. No money from the robbery had ever been recovered, but over 10 eye-witnesses to the crime all picked Walter […]

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