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Don’t let Steve’s black eye fool you, he and his wife Margot Robson are crazy in love with each other. Steve is not the sharpest tool in the shed, but Margot has always liked a loyal guy over a smart one. On Saturday nights they like to “Netflix and Chill” […]

Bakersfield, CA- The rising cost gasoline has hit everyone hard. Some are joining carpools to save a buck. Others will ride their bicycles when they can. One man decided to try and turn his meth lab into a gas station by converting his methamphetamines into gasoline. Tyler Grimes is a […]

Millions of Americans are saying “Let’s Go Brandon”. There are flags, t-shirts, stickers etc… What it really means is “Fuck Joe Biden”, but for whatever reason many people get a kick out of using “Let’s Go Brandon” instead. With all this new attention to the name “Brandon”, many people across […]

Betty White has passed away earlier today at the age of 99 at her home. In just 18 days she would have reached 100 years old. Betty White was everyone’s sarcastic, take no shit grandmother. Pictures of her flipping off the camera reached all corners of the internet exposing new […]

Tallahassee, FL- Fred Slynt aged 57 was caught in his double wide at the trailer park hours after running away from an intersection where he had just shat on dozens cars. “Slynt was causing havoc at every red light”, authorities would later say. “I had my sunroof open to enjoy […]

Ed Freese of Ft. Lauderdale, FL was set to close marry his girlfriend Lizzy. That was the plan until a tragic accident involving an alligator left nothing but traces of the man. Ed and Lizzy had been dating for two years when Lizzy decided the two should be married. Ed […]

Mike and Ike Reeves are in a heated legal battle over the rights of their butthole. Ike revealed he is homosexual and plans on having an active sex life. Mike is not down for the clown when it comes to dicks in his butt. There is no legal precedence for […]

Las Vegas, NV- Jizzzelle Springs (22) born Matilda Mathers, had been a high end escort for about 6 months when the most unexpected night of her life was about to happen. Lots of businessmen come through Vegas and while there, it is not unusual for them to arrange a date […]