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Betty White has passed away earlier today at the age of 99 at her home. In just 18 days she would have reached 100 years old. Betty White was everyone’s sarcastic, take no shit grandmother. Pictures of her flipping off the camera reached all corners of the internet exposing new […]

Tallahassee, FL- Fred Slynt aged 57 was caught in his double wide at the trailer park hours after running away from an intersection where he had just shat on dozens cars. “Slynt was causing havoc at every red light”, authorities would later say. “I had my sunroof open to enjoy […]

Ed Freese of Ft. Lauderdale, FL was set to close marry his girlfriend Lizzy. That was the plan until a tragic accident involving an alligator left nothing but traces of the man. Ed and Lizzy had been dating for two years when Lizzy decided the two should be married. Ed […]

Mike and Ike Reeves are in a heated legal battle over the rights of their butthole. Ike revealed he is homosexual and plans on having an active sex life. Mike is not down for the clown when it comes to dicks in his butt. There is no legal precedence for […]

Las Vegas, NV- Jizzzelle Springs (22) born Matilda Mathers, had been a high end escort for about 6 months when the most unexpected night of her life was about to happen. Lots of businessmen come through Vegas and while there, it is not unusual for them to arrange a date […]

Los Angeles, CA- Lester Franzes is an average everyday dude. He works at AAA as a Vacation advisor, though not many people go that route anymore. He takes great pride in the work he does even if no one else seems to appreciate it. He lives in a somewhat large […]

Larry Crow (47) is recovering in an undisclosed location after his very near brush with death. Larry is the only known survivor of The Brain Snatcher. This serial killer has been terrorizing towns in The Pacific Northwest for over 15 years. It is said he lures his victims into his […]

Ryan Lester (33) of Galveston Texas, is at home recovering after a near death experience with a giant sea clam. Ryan was taking a late night stroll on the shores of Galveston to try and help get over a breakup. His girlfriend had broken up with him the week prior. […]