Bakersfield, CA- Linda McClintock has fooled friends, family, and medical professionals for well over a decade. Known as a mild mannered grandmotherly type, who also suffered from Alzheimers, Linda had everyone around her duped the entire time. She never had Alzheimers, but rather used a fake diagnosis to pull the […]
Houston, TX- Shirley Andover (59) of Spring Texas is sitting in Harris county jail this afternoon after plowing her vehicle into a Houston area Walmart. Andover was waiting in line outside of a Walmart Supercenter to hopefully take advantage of some Black Friday doorbuster deals. Shirley wanted to have a […]
Houston, TX- Harold “Harry” Balzac (57), was picked up for public urination after police witnessed him relieving himself behind a Kroger grocery store late Wednesday night. Usually a crime like this will not much media attention, but just this one time we are making an exception. The arrest has garnered […]
Oxnard, CA- This past Saturday Kathy Gallagher (63) drove her car into a Walmart Supercenter narrowly missing innocent pedestrians and shoppers alike. Police tell us that Kathy had a most unpleasant experience at the self-checkout machine and after close to 20 minutes of trying to scan her own groceries and […]
Vladimir Pechenko (95) is just your average guy, except for one major difference. Pechenko drinks his own semen to help combat the signs of aging. When asked how this all began, Pechenko had this to say, “I got to thinking how my cum must be full of vitamins and minerals. […]
Minneapolis, MN- Walter Billings (91), was sentenced to life in prison back in 1952 for a bank robbery. A total of $300,000 was stolen, which equals over $3,000,000 in today’s money. No money from the robbery had ever been recovered, but over 10 eye-witnesses to the crime all picked Walter […]
Ted Cobalt (61) of Bakersfield California is on the run from local authorities. An officer of the Bakersfield Animal Control, Cobalt is accused of sexually assaulting over 400 dogs while on the job. Employed to help the animals of the area Ted has instead become one of the nations largest […]
Sylvia (27) and Ed MacEwan (29) of El Dorado Alabama were looking to cash in and get themselves some Bitcoin during this latest craze of the popular cryptocurrency. Like most of us the MacEwan’s has been having a hard time making ends meet. On top of that, all of their […]
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