Houston, TX- Manowar Zhiang (25), was placed under arrested after an Apple AirTag fell out of his boyfriends butt in the gym locker room. The AirTag was eventually traced back to his Apple ID. In his defense, Manowar claims that his boyfriend, Reginald, would never make eye contact during sex. […]
Houston, TX- Police are getting word out to its citizens that their preference to drive with tow mirrors out on their Ram pickups may be sending out the wrong signal to other Ram truck drivers on the road. “Through research and inter-agency communication, we have gathered intelligence that proves a […]
Houston, TX- Richard “Dick” Lover Johnson (19), is all smiles today after a Harris county judge ruled in his favor in a civil suit he had filed against his parents. Dick Lover has been the butt of jokes his entire life. Friends, family, teachers, and even the clergy have snickered […]
Los Angeles, CA- There’s no question we live in new and interesting times. Men and woman are experiencing life at new and exciting speeds. Not many people have time to slow down and check if their partners used to be the a different gender. Now one company, for the first […]
Bakersfield, CA- Linda McClintock has fooled friends, family, and medical professionals for well over a decade. Known as a mild mannered grandmotherly type, who also suffered from Alzheimers, Linda had everyone around her duped the entire time. She never had Alzheimers, but rather used a fake diagnosis to pull the […]
Houston, TX- Shirley Andover (59) of Spring Texas is sitting in Harris county jail this afternoon after plowing her vehicle into a Houston area Walmart. Andover was waiting in line outside of a Walmart Supercenter to hopefully take advantage of some Black Friday doorbuster deals. Shirley wanted to have a […]
Houston, TX- Harold “Harry” Balzac (57), was picked up for public urination after police witnessed him relieving himself behind a Kroger grocery store late Wednesday night. Usually a crime like this will not much media attention, but just this one time we are making an exception. The arrest has garnered […]
Oxnard, CA- This past Saturday Kathy Gallagher (63) drove her car into a Walmart Supercenter narrowly missing innocent pedestrians and shoppers alike. Police tell us that Kathy had a most unpleasant experience at the self-checkout machine and after close to 20 minutes of trying to scan her own groceries and […]
Copyright © 2023 | WordPress Theme by MH Themes