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Month: September 2022

Tired Of His Wife’s Vegan Lifestyle, Man Kills Her And Makes Bacon Out Of Her Flesh

September 25, 2022 Bonine 0
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Pete Bustamonte (41) of Oxnard California has been arrested after a video appeared online of him eating bacon he claimed was made from his wife’s flesh. His wife Rebecca was a Vegan and had no problems letting everyone know and condemning those who would not convert. Pete and Rebecca fell […]

Mans Robs Convenience Store Only To Be Arrested Hours Later When He Returns To The Same Store To Buy Beer

September 11, 2022 Bonine 0
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Houston, TX- Fernando Chavez (63), was seen leaving a Circle-K with approximately $40 in cash he had stolen from a register. He disappeared in an alleyway behind the store. Fernando is well known around the area by locals and it was out of character for him to rob anyone, but […]

Many English Want A Witan To Choose England’s Next King. Charles Not A Lock For The Crown

September 11, 2022 Bonine 0
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London, England- Rumors are spreading that England’s elite are not content with Charles being handed the crown and thus the Kingdom of England. Many want the tradition of a Witan choosing the next king to take place. The elite have secretly convened and even have some potential candidates for king […]

Man Fakes Amnesia To Get Time Off Work So He Can Go On A Cruise. When He Returns, He Is Rude And Offensive To His Co-Workers On Account Of His “Amnesia”

September 10, 2022 Bonine 0
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Houston, TX- Carl Eddinger (42) wanted to take some time off work and go on a cruise. Unfortunately for him, he had no vacation time coming. Carl is a quick thinker. He decided to fake Amnesia and blame it on an old football injury. Carl’s wife, who coordinated this whole […]

2nd Grade Teacher Arrested After Threatening Class With Homemade Voodoo Dolls

September 9, 2022 Bonine 0
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New Orleans, LA- Melissa LaFellow (32), has been placed under arrest after parents of her 2nd grade class called the school administration over the terrible nightmares their kids were having. The nightmares stemmed from Ms. LaFellow’s latest attempt to gain control of her classroom. She had made VooDoo dolls to […]

Wife’s 18in. Dildo Leaves A Sizable Lump On Her Husbands Head After She Hits Him With It During A Fight. Both Arrested After The Altercation

September 8, 2022 Bonine 0
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Bakersfield, CA- Pete and Jenny Carter are known for their knock down drag out fights. Their neighbors have been complaining for years, but the couple never fight for long and always make up before bed. In bed they get loud all over again and the neighbors complain, again. This is […]

Mortician Found Guilty Of 418 Counts Of Necrophilia. Sentenced To 25 Years In Prison

September 8, 2022 Bonine 0
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San Diego, CA- Clint Bowman (45), has been sentenced to 25 years in prison for his crimes including; desecration of a corpse, 418 counts of necrophilia, improper handling of a dead body, and theft among others. Clint was literally caught with his pants down by a janitor at the funeral […]

School Teacher On Methamphetamines, Shaves Her Head In Class And Pops Zits On Students

September 4, 2022 Bonine 0
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Montclair, NJ- Ms. Carla Marshall (28) has been arrested following a drug induced rampage in her classroom. “She showed up late to class and was talking 100 miles an hour and she looked crazy!”, one student said. Carla Marshal is the school’s 12th grade algebra teacher. This particular day she […]

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