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Lexington KY- A Lexington man has been released from jail earlier this morning after authorities decided to play it safe and release him versus infringing on his civil rights of self-identification. Elliot Jones was brought in late last night after a series of walk-by-slappings perpurtrated by him. Jones approached people […]

Matilda Matherson of Irvine California received quite the shock after opening a strange package that was left on her front porch. Inside the box was a tiny little coffin and in that coffin lay a perfectly preserved human penis. She immediately recognized it as the penis of her ex-husband, Alan […]

Karla McEntire of Houston Texas has been arrested after her son’s school principal called authorities and let them know that she offered sex in exchange for helping her son graduate. Karla’s son was failing multiple classes and his chances of graduating were slim to none. Karla was used to being […]

Houston, TX- Stripper Maryanne “Diamond” Simons is a popular stripper at Knockers, a Houston are strip club, but as of Saturday night she is the must see attraction! It was just a regular Saturday night, Diamond was dancing to a Nickelback song when things started to take a turn in […]

Van Nuys California- Brandon Parker AKA “Brandon Cummings” (28) was walking his dog late last night when he was approached and harassed by a group of Neo Nazi’s. Brandon plays the lead role in scores of hardcore pornography films in the “Let’s Go Brandon” series of gay porn. He is […]

Will Henderson works at a customer service call center. His job alone can cause stress and nightmares of unnatural proportion. Long hours and no real incentives make getting a through a day a complete nightmare. Lunch is the only time of the day that Will enjoys. Will is an above […]

Jennifer Mayer (35) of Thousand Oaks California had recently found out that her husband Craig had been cheating on her… again! He made lots of sweet promises the first time he got caught. He swore he would never cheat again and always be faithful. So much for all of that. […]

Melanie Goodhue (20) of Fresno California was attending UCSB (the University of California Santa Barbara) when she was arrested for desecration of a corpse and improper sexual contact on school property. Melanie was thinking about a career in the medical field as a nurse or doctor, so she had signed […]