Van Nuys California- Brandon Parker AKA “Brandon Cummings” (28) was walking his dog late last night when he was approached and harassed by a group of Neo Nazi’s. Brandon plays the lead role in scores of hardcore pornography films in the “Let’s Go Brandon” series of gay porn. He is so successful as an adult actor that flags and bumper stickers can be seen throughout our great country in support of his celebrity and contributions to society as a whole.
Several of the men recognized Brandon from his movies and began to taunt the well endowed actor. Brandon’s dog, Tiger, a teacup poodle, also became a point of contention for the Nazi’s. Sophomoric jokes about Tiger being such a little and weak bitch just like his “daddy”, began to draw the ire of Brandon. Having been trained in mixed martial arts for the past 6 years, Brandon was never nervous nor afraid of the gang of men. The entire time he was surveying the situation and formulating a plan of attack. Brandon knows that these hate groups are really just full of people who are afraid and scared of a world where they are left out and left behind with their antiquated and moronic life views. They would think him weak and they would be wrong.
One of the Nazis moved in closer and went to kick Tiger, but Brandon was ready and hit him with a leg sweep knocking him to the ground. After that came a flurry of kicks and punches that eliminated each Nazi one by one. Authorities were called in by concerned citizens not knowing what had just taken place. Brandon was arrested and taken in for questioning and , but later released once video evidence showed that he was protecting himself against the 35 men.
The Nazi’s have been kicked out of their hate club for getting their asses kicked by a gay dude.
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