Pornstar Brandon Cummings, From The Famous “Let’s Go Brandon” Series Of Male On Male Porn, Has Been Arrested After Beating Up 35 Neo-Nazi’s

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Van Nuys California- Brandon Parker (28) was walking his dog last night when he was approached and harassed by a group of Neo Nazi’s. Several of the men recognized Brandon from his movies and began to taunt the well endowed actor. Brandon’s dog Tiger, a teacup poodle, also became a point of contention for the Nazi’s.

Sophomoric jokes about Tiger being such a little and weak dog just like his “daddy”, began to draw the ire of Brandon. Having been trained in mixed martial arts for the past 6 years, Brandon was never nervous nor afraid of the gang of men. The entire time he was surveying the situation and formulating a plan of attack.

One of the Nazi’s went to kick Tiger, but Brandon was ready and hit him with a leg sweep knocking him to the ground. After that came a flurry of kicks and punches that eliminated each Nazi one by one. Authorities were called in by concerned citizens not knowing what had just taken place. Brandon was taken in for questioning and arrested, but later released once video evidence showed that he was protecting himself against the 35 men.

The Nazi’s have been kicked out of their hate club for getting their asses kicked by a gay dude.

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