After Hearing Barbara Walters’ Final Words, Whoopi Goldberg And Rosie O’Donnell Rekindle Their Love Affair

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Barbara Walters spoke her final words to Whoopi Goldberg and Rosie O’Donnell via zoom a few nights ago. She hoped the the two would stop fighting and make up. “You belong together ladies. I feel it deep inside me. Love each other without limits”. Taken aback, Rosie and Whoopi reflected on the row the two had while working on the view, “I always admired Rosie”, said Whoopi. “You always hate the ones you love and I wanted to love her deep inside like Barbara said, but I was too scared and pretended not to like her”.

Rosie was moved by Barbara’s words as well, “I’m glad Barbara said what she did. I too want to feel it deep inside of me and now it makes so much sense that Whoopi wanted me this whole time and she was just acting like she didn’t”. Sometimes it takes hearing the final words of a loved one for you to be able to step back and reevaluate the situation and see it almost for the first time.

“We have mended the dam that was broken by our beavers”, Rosie said. “Our purpose as lovers is to pleasure each other often and loudly. Our purpose as friends of Barbara’s is to report on the tough stories and to make sure we impact the world for the better. The sex has never been better between us. Whoopi tastes like cherries”, said Rosie as she blushed.

Stayed tuned to The View for a new segment called, “Between The Sheets With Whoopi and Rosie” coming next spring.

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