Houston TX- Charles Ottoblock 19, was arrested leaving a motel known for prostitution and other illicit activities. He was going home after having just lost his virginity to a hooker. He was zipping up his fly when authorities arrived to place him under arrest. Strangely Ottoblock did not try to run or deny his involvement as is the case with many “Johns”. He was apparently so happy from having lost hos virginity that the consequences of his actions would not drown out his new found joy.
When questioned by the media as to why he didn’t seem upset about his arrest Ottoblock explained, “As far as I can remember I’ve wanted to have the sex. And I tell you what, WOW WOW WOW. I’ll gladly take any punishment in exchange for some of that WANG DANG SWEET POONTANG!”.
Any punishment could mean a myriad of sexually transmitted diseases or a lengthy jail stay. He was released on O.R. and is now awaiting trail for solicitation of a prostitute. He is just so happy that this made the news, so that all his friends will know he finally did lay down some pipe. “We would have never believed him if it weren’t for the news coverage. I honestly thought he would die a virgin. Just goes to show you that when there’s a will there’s a way”, said a friend of Ottoblock’s.
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