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Pornstar Brandon Cummings, From The Famous “Let’s Go Brandon” Series Of Male On Male Porn, Has Been Arrested After Beating Up 5 Neo-Nazi’s

April 22, 2022 Bonine 0
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Van Nuys California- Brandon Parker (28) was walking his dog last night when he was approached and harassed by a group of Neo Nazi’s. Several of the men recognized Brandon from his movies and began to taunt the well endowed actor. Brandon’s dog Tiger, a teacup poodle, also became a […]

Walmart To Start Offering 30% Off The Entire Store For People Weighing Over 300 Pounds On Select Sundays

April 21, 2022 Bonine 0
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Beaumont Texas- On the 1st and 3rd Sundays of the month, a Walmart Supercenter in Beaumont will be offering 30% off the entire store for all customers who weigh over 300lbs. Customers who wish to qualify for the discount must weigh themselves on site or have a card from a […]

DNA Testing Reveals Mailman Fathered Over 1900 Children Between 1951 And 1964

April 18, 2022 Bonine 0
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Peter (Pete) Mulrooney was a Mailman in the 1950’s and 60’s in Southern California. His route was in the San Diego area. Back in those days mail delivery was more personal than it is now. No banks of mailboxes waiting to be filled. Pete knew just about everyone on his […]

Man Loses Virginity To Hooker, Gets Arrested And Couldn’t Care Less

April 14, 2022 Bonine 0
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Houston TX- Charles Ottoblock 19, was arrested leaving a motel known for prostitution and other illicit activities. He was going home after having just lost his virginity to a hooker. He was zipping up his fly when authorities arrived to place him under arrest. Strangely Ottoblock did not try to […]

Nancy Pelosi And JFK’s 7 Year Sex Driven Love Affair Exposed

April 7, 2022 Bonine 0
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Everyone knows John F. Kennedy died November 22nd, 1963. What many may not know is on that fateful day, a 7 year affair between President Kennedy and a young Nancy Pelosi also ended. At just 22 years old, Nancy was one of the Presidents longest running mistresses. JFK was a […]

Naked Woman Chases Jehovah’s Witnesses Down The Street Yelling, “Succumb To My Devil Vagina Magic!”

April 5, 2022 Bonine 0
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Fillmore California – Brandy Williams has been taken to Ventura County jail after an altercation involving two Jehovah’s Witnesses. Ms. Williams was seen running naked after two young men on bicycles who were going door to door to spread the message of Christ in her neighborhood. “Ms. Williams thought it […]

Ted Nugent On The Verge Of Death After Being Trampled By A Team Of Wild Boar

April 3, 2022 Bonine 0
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Waco, TX- Theodore (Ted) Anthony Nugent lay in critical condition at Baylor Scott & White Medical Center Hillcrest. He is currently being placed on a ventilator to help stabilize his condition long enough for internal injuries to heal. Ted was on his property in Waco Texas when a team of […]

Lottery Winner Celebrates By Dumping 1500 Gallons Of Septic Waste On His Boss’s Lawn

April 1, 2022 Bonine 0
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Bloomington, IN- Carl Pengrove (33) is the state of Indiana’s newest millionaire after winning 7 million dollars in The Hoosier Lotto. Instead of just quitting his job, Carl wanted to make an impression on his boss that he would not soon forget. Carl works for a local general contractor by […]

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