Ojai, CA- Craig Miller (38), was arrested by a Ventura County Sheriff’s Deputy after another man was sent to the hospital in anaphylactic shock as a result of Miller’s peanut butter covered hands. Miller and the victim, Leonardo Aumundson (33), had gotten into a kerfuffle over Miller’s insistence on handing out Halloween candy that wasn’t, “Nut-free”.
Craig Miller was tired of being told what he can and can’t do by his gluten-free, vegan, nut-allergic, ozone loving neighbor. He figured it wasn’t his responsibility to have “nut-free” options to pass out on Halloween. “He don’t want his kids to eat nuts, fine. Don’t fucking eat them. But don’t tell me can’t hand out snickers to the 99% of others that enjoy nuts!”, Miller said.
Aumundson went to Miller’s house to confront him after his children came home with several “fun-sized” Snicker’s in their Jack-O-Lanters. When the door opened at the Miller residence, a peanut butter lathered hand belonging to Craig slapped his nut-allergic neighbor across the face. Peanut butter was rocketed up his nasal cavities sending him into instant anaphylactic shock.
One man was rushed to the hospital unresponsive to Epi-Pens and other antidotes due to the sheer quantity of peanut butter lodged up his nostrils, and the other was sent smiling away to the police station where even the police had to chuckle.