Husband Told Her “NO” To Getting Botox, So She Crashed His Car Into Their House As Payback


Alyssa McEwans (33) of Thousand Oaks California, has been arrested after crashing her husbands car into the side of their home. Alyssa was upset that her husband would not allow her to get botox injections. “Botox would just be the beginning. I’ve seen it time and time again with woman in my town. It starts with fixing a few wrinkles and next thing you know she’s got a fake ass”, said a distraught Chad McEwans.

“All my friends are having procedures done and their husbands are supportive, ‘why can’t mine be?’, I thought. I had to show him how much it hurts me when he says no”, said Alyssa. So Alyssa showed her husband how upset she was by driving his car into their house causing massive damage to both car and house. Neighbors called the police after hearing the crash. “I thought they were a normal couple until I seen the wife drive her husbands car through their wall. That ain’t no kind of normal I’ve ever heard of”, said a neighbor.

“We will prosecute Alyssa McEwans to the fullest extent of the law”, Ventura County District Attorney Gregory D. Totten.

Chad is filing for divorce, “She’s obviously unstable. I’m lucky it was just my car. I don’t know how I missed seeing her volatility. If this is how she reacts to not getting cosmetic enhancements, then I don’t want to know how she would behave if something important was on the line”, a dejected Chad concluded.

“Chad can’t divorce me, he needs me! I’m not drama. Mistakes happen”, said Alyssa. “Mrs. McEwans seems to be having a hard time adjusting to the new reality that her little outburst will cause her to do some “hard time” in a state prison. Mr. McEwans should consider himself lucky to be able to walk away unscathed”, Ventura County District Attorney Gregory D. Totten.

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