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Claudia Williams (62) of Los Angeles California was enjoying a nice slice of pizza at Antonio’s Pizzeria when she spotted a man checking out her pizza pie. “I got the last of the pepperoni and I could tell he wanted my pepperoni’s in his mouth”, said Williams. According to witness […]

Liberty Jones is suing a man because his prosthetic penis fell off during sexual intercourse in a parked car. Liberty claims the penis got stuck inside her cavernous vagina making it impossible for her to do business with any other men. She thought something was suspicious about his penis, “I’ve […]

Felix Costanza (29) of Miami Florida has been taken into custody after medical staff at The Miami Medical Center observed signs of sexual abuse on his comatose wife Natasha Costanza (30). Natasha has been in a coma for just shy of 6 months following a horrific car accident. A nurse […]

Lucy Mills of Sarasota Florida has been arrested on charges of terroristic threats after her Ex-Boyfriend showed police evidence on over 200,000 text messages she had sent him in the past month alone. Chase Billings, the Ex, broke up with Ms. Mills a few months back when he realized she […]

Kelly Rogers (28) of Beaumont Texas was released earlier today by her Captor after being kidnapped weeks prior. She was unaccounted for over 6 weeks. Kelly went to the store for groceries and never came back. Her family was sick with worry and her 6 Children, all under the age […]

Santa Barbara, CA- Kelly Arnold (32) has been a Yoga instructor for 8 years. There’s not a whole lot she doesn’t like about bending, twisting and holding. She recently started teaching a hot yoga class. Her hot yoga class reaches temperatures of 100F and above. The class was going real […]

Heather Richmond of Van Nuys California, passed away today at the age of 40. Some time during the night her left breast burst open and she subsequently drowned in the silicone. She was getting a good nights rest before her big appearance on Dr. Phil the next day. Heather had […]

Simon Crestly’s son, Brandon lost his battle with cancer last week. Signs were looking good for his boy. His spirits were at an all time high. All over social media Brandon saw people rooting him on with “Let’s go Brandon” signs and memes. Or so he thought. Brandon learned that […]