Car Wax

Ventura, CA- A local woman was released from Ventura County Jail late last night after evidence proved she was not a thief. The previous evening Lissette Hinjosa (27) of Oxnard, was picked up by VPD leaving an Arby’s restaurant. The manager of that store called authorities to report that there […]

Houston, TX- Max Ellingtion (28) is in custody at Harris County Jail after trying to run over his girlfriend but instead crashed his car into a local Walmart. His girlfriend, hopefully EX now, Veronica was at the self checkout machine when Max noticed she was paying for their groceries using […]

Houtson, TX (IAH)- Flight Attendant Beth Worthington (40) of Sugarland Texas, has been arrested following an incident onboard a flight she was working. Not long after takeoff, passengers began to complain about an odor onboard coming from a fellow passenger that was making several of them sick to the stomach. […]

Montecito, CA- Former landscape artist Clyde Treadwell (52) was watching the Wednesday night news to see if his numbers were winners in this weeks lotto. His divorce was finalized yesterday and tonight he was in a foul mood. Clyde went to the fridge to grab a Steel Reserve and sat […]

“I yanked as hard as I could. I yanked and pulled until I ripped his cheating balls off!” Los Angeles, California- Jessica Perez was brought into custody after her husband arrived at a hospital without his balls and named her as the culprit. Shocked emergency room workers worked hard to […]

Spring, TX- Ally Simpson (27) is a good time girl. So when there was a party at the lake this past weekend, she was there with a cooler full of Budweiser because White Claw is “weak shit” in her words. A typical lake party includes booze, babes, boats, big ass […]

Oklahoma City, OK- Wendy Forsythe (32), was caught by fellow co-workers with her mouth firmly wrapped around the big toe of 97 year old Frank Mason. Frank is one of 80 residents at the Sleepy Meadows retirement home out of Oklahoma City. Wendy has worked as a caregiver at this […]

Katy, TX- Clinton “Clint” Harrison (32), has been going through a nasty divorce with his wife Melissa. The two have no children, so one would think a divorce would be quick and easy, but that would not be the case with these two. Clint makes well over 6 figures working […]