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Tallahassee, FL- Fred Slynt aged 57 was caught in his double wide at the trailer park hours after running away from an intersection where he had just shat on dozens cars. “Slynt was causing havoc at every red light”, authorities would later say. “I had my sunroof open to enjoy […]

Ed Freese of Ft. Lauderdale, FL was set to close marry his girlfriend Lizzy. That was the plan until a tragic accident involving an alligator left nothing but traces of the man. Ed and Lizzy had been dating for two years when Lizzy decided the two should be married. Ed […]

Mike and Ike Reeves are in a heated legal battle over the rights of their butthole. Ike revealed he is homosexual and plans on having an active sex life. Mike is not down for the clown when it comes to dicks in his butt. There is no legal precedence for […]

Las Vegas, NV- Jizzzelle Springs (22) born Matilda Mathers, had been a high end escort for about 6 months when the most unexpected night of her life was about to happen. Lots of businessmen come through Vegas and while there, it is not unusual for them to arrange a date […]

Sacramento, CA- In a surprising move, Governor Newsom is working on a bill which will require potential parents to pass an IQ test. “What we don’t need is low hanging fruit planting seed”, Newsom said in an interview with dailynewsreported.com, “This isn’t so much political as it is practical and […]

“I yanked as hard as I could. I yanked until I ripped his cheating balls off!” Los Angeles, California- Jessica Perez was brought into custody after a man who arrived at a hospital without his balls named her as the culprit. Shocked emergency room workers worked hard to stop the […]

Ojai, CA- While on a hike in Ojai California, Brothers Matt and Hugh Mangrel had an experience they will never forget. Matt was taking a leak off the side of the trail in some brush when out of nowhere a snake leapt upwards and grabbed hold of his penis. “That […]

In a stunning victory, Smudge The Cat ran away with the local election for mayor of Laramie Wyoming. What started out as a joke to “write him in” by some local college kids, turned into campain that drove imcumbant mayor, Lyle Hershey out of the mayoral home. Smudge received 85% […]