Richie Rivers never listened much to his elders growing up. He was one of those kids running around in restaurants that you would want to trip. He would cause a ruckus in class, fart in grocery store and blame his baby brother. This kid was hyperactive during a time that […]
Midland, TX- Jeb Flotsom (36), of Midland Texas has always been in search of oil. Ever since he was a young man and watched The Beverly Hillbillies on television he has dreamed of striking it rich just like the Clampetts. Jeb tried everything to find oil. Shaman, dances, bent sticks, […]
Butte, MT- Larry Full Nelson (24) was last see walking out of a McDonalds carrying 50 Bacon McDoubles. After that he has not been seen or heard from for the last two weeks. Larry is 6′ 11″ and weighs in at 525lbs. He is not a small man, which makes […]
Lick Creek, MT- Brent “Mullet” Swarz (28), had been put in the slammer for stealing horses from Muffdive Ranch. At least 7,135 had gone missing from Muffdive Ranch. And on only 13 occasions was Mullet actually seen in or around the area. There was a lot of dislike for Mullet […]
Glendale, CA- Kyle Goodings (34), is wanted in connection for the vandalism and damages to 37 mattresses of which he ripped off the “do no remove labels”. Kyle was last seen fleeing the Glendale Galleria on the morning of July 3rd. As he ran through the parking lot to his […]
Burlington, MA- Kuerig Dr Pepper has announced that the company will no longer produce the long running citrus drink 7 UP. CEO Robert Gamgort made the announcement early June 17th regarding the long running beverage. Sales have been at an all time low. “7 UP has meant so much to […]
Beijing, China- Not quite two months into the year and we have incredible news coming out of China. Dr. Henry Lee (41), One of China’s foremost doctors in the field of genetics and clonetics has gone missing shortly after reports started to leak on his latest project. That project was […]
Trevor Miller thought he was being smart by taking advantage of the recent hoarding of bottled water by selling “Dehydrated Water” to people in need of water. Miller got the idea when he was thinking of quick ways to make a buck and also the fact that he got tricked […]
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