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Butte, MT- Larry Full Nelson (24) was last see walking out of a McDonalds carrying 50 Bacon McDoubles. After that he has not been seen or heard from for the last two weeks. Larry is 6′ 11″ and weighs in at 525lbs. He is not a small man, which makes […]

Lick Creek, MT- Brent “Mullet” Swarz (28), had been put in the slammer for stealing horses from Muffdive Ranch. At least 7,135 had gone missing from Muffdive Ranch. And on only 13 occasions was Mullet actually seen in or around the area. There was a lot of dislike for Mullet […]

Glendale, CA- Kyle Goodings (34), is wanted in connection for the vandalism and damages to 37 mattresses of which he ripped off the “do no remove labels”. Kyle was last seen fleeing the Glendale Galleria on the morning of July 3rd. As he ran through the parking lot to his […]

Burlington, MA- Kuerig Dr Pepper has announced that the company will no longer produce the long running citrus drink 7 UP. CEO Robert Gamgort made the announcement early June 17th regarding the long running beverage. Sales have been at an all time low. “7 UP has meant so much to […]

Beijing, China- Not quite two months into the year and we have incredible news coming out of China. Dr. Henry Lee (41), One of China’s foremost doctors in the field of genetics and clonetics has gone missing shortly after reports started to leak on his latest project. That project was […]

Linda Tibur (35) of Butte MT, recently found out she is 18 months pregnant. Weighing in at 600lbs. Linda spends a bit of time at Dr.’s appointments to keep an eye on her health. It’s not unusual her to have stomach and gastrointestinal issues due to her diet. Last week […]

Seattle, WA – Amid rumors of a Nirvana reunion, Dave Grohl announced that Post Malone will be filling in for Curt Cobain during the 11 city tour. “Krist and I both saw Malone’s video on youtube and we’re like, “He’s the guy. He’s the guy!” Post Malone uploaded a video […]