Oxnard, CA- Peter Mathers (49), was struggling to make ends meet. Like many others during the last year and a half, Peter has had a hard time bringing in consistent money. This had led to him receiving an eviction notice from his landlord after one too many missed and or […]
Disneyland, CA- Walt Disney was frozen in a cryogenic tank shortly after he died in the hopes that science would one day be able to reanimate his frozen body after a cure for his ailments were found. The time to test that theory has come. This coming December, to mark […]
Houston, TX- I get the opportunity today to visit National hero Ben Waller in the Harris County Jail to talk about what it was like getting all his co-workers to shit themselves. I’ll have one hour to asked him the hard questions. Daily News Reported: Ben, first off, how are […]
Bakersfield, CA- Scientists at the National Center For The Furtherment Of Cryptocurrency Studies, have had a tremendous breakthrough. They have unlocked the ability to use your brains passive electroconginial currents to solve complex algorithms which can and will earn you crypto! Depending on your IQ, you can earn upwards of […]
Butte, MT- Alex Cartwright (23) of Butte, went to impress his girlfriend by taking her to the levy and hopefully get to second base. Alex expected his levy dry and his woman wet. Instead They were swept away by a rogue wave and thrust deep into the levy. His Ol’ […]
Houtson TX- A local mortician Stewart Stump had been removing the testicles from men that passed through the funeral home he worked at. Stump would use the balls to make albondigas soup. This had been going on for years until Stump got careless and dropped a ball. The next morning […]
Darlene Mazinita (47) of Houston Texas, worked at Walmart for over 20 years. In that 20 years, the only time she received a raise is when the minimum wage increased and they were forced to pay her more. She did however receive several promotions that increased her responsibility but not […]
Thomasville Georgia- On Friday city officials voted in a ban on caffeine that would make the drug illegal to purchase or publicly consume on Sundays. Mayor Hubert Lacroix call the new law “a step in the right direction. As mayor I want us to move backwards to simpler times”. Good […]
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