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Month: February 2022

Cyclist Dies When Bike Seat Slips Into Her Vagina On A Bumpy Road And Crushes Her Internal Organs

February 22, 2022 Bonine 0
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Professional Cyclist Bethany Sanders was practicing for her next race in Italy when the most terrible thing imaginable happened! She wound up on a bumpy road and she must have hit one bump just right because all of the sudden her bike seat slipped right up into her vagina. Immediately […]

Man Had His Friends Sleep With Comatose Wife To Get Back At Her For Cheating On Him. Now He’s Behind Bars.

February 22, 2022 Bonine 0
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Felix Costanza (29) of Miami Florida has been taken into custody after medical staff at The Miami Medical Center observed signs of sexual abuse on his comatose wife Natasha Costanza (30). Natasha has been in a coma for just shy of 6 months following a horrific car accident. A nurse […]

Police Arrest Man For Collecting Rainwater With His Head.

February 21, 2022 Bonine 0
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Pete Parrish (32) of Salt Lake City Utah has been arrested and charged with breaking one of the city’s oldest punishable laws, collecting rainwater. SLC (Salt Lake City) has always been strict on its citizens when it comes to collecting rainwater. It is an archaic law put into place to […]

Girlfriend Farts On His Face During Oral Sex Setting Off Allergic Reaction To Peanuts

February 16, 2022 Bonine 0
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Cody Miller (26) of Palmdale California landed in the Emergency room late Sunday night February the 13th. When he arrived his throat was already closing due to an unknown allergic reaction. Doctors were able to stabilize him quickly, however his swollen face seemed to be lingering longer than usual. A […]

Woman Who Gorilla Glued Her Hand To Boyfriend’s Penis Was Caught Days Later With Penis Still Glued To Hand

February 12, 2022 Bonine 0
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Kelly Detwiler (24) of Simi Valley California has been arrested after a man called police saying his girlfriend ripped off and stole his penis during an argument. The man, Brad Hemming (26) went on to say that they had had an argument about him flirting with the waitress during dinner […]

The Dukes Of Hazard Has Been Canceled After Being Found Too Offensive

February 11, 2022 Bonine 0
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Sherman Oaks, CA- In what appears to be the first of many old television series to be wiped from the face of the planet, The Dukes Of Hazard will be the first on the chopping block. Gone are the days of the good old boys on television and streaming services […]

Siblings Charged With Incest, Murder And Cannibalism Of Their Entire Family

February 5, 2022 Bonine 0
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Ranchester, Wyoming- Brother and sister, Ted and Amanda Matthews have been arrested on multiple charges of some seriously shocking crimes. The Matthews family has always kept to themselves with only the most dire of emergencies bringing anyone of them into town. So it was no surprise to most that their […]

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