As a thank you to its customers, Walmart will be giving out one free ham per person who can outrun their crack security team. Walmart tells us that they saved so much money by using self-checkout lanes that they can afford to hand out well over 12 million hams.
Some people are speculating that this “promotion” may be one sided as not many people who frequent Walmart can actually run. The jury is still out on whether electric carts may be used. The promotion will run until 12 noon on Christmas Eve.