Seattle, WA- Kelly Morris (33), thought she was in a happy marriage. She and her husband have two kids, a dog and 2 cats. From all appearances they are a happy and thriving couple. Kelly stays home with the kids, and Bradley, her husband, is a realtor.
It wasn’t unusual for either one to surprise the other with silly little gifts or lunch on a busy day. A surprise lunch was just what Kelly was going to bring her husband this fateful day. She made his favorite hoagie and even threw in a single IPA. She called his secretary to find which house he would be showing today.
At about 1pm Kelly pulled up to a beautiful home and parked behind her husband’s car. She could hear chatter coming from the backyard. Being a curious person, Kelly took a peek. Bradley was having sex, out in the open, with a potential homebuyer. She was furious!
Not one to air their dirty laundry in public, Kelly left and started plotting her revenge. Seeing as Bradley was behaving like a single man, Kelly wanted to go after his manhood so he would think twice about cheating. About 2am the next morning she quietly awoke and tiptoed to the garage where she procured a mouse trap. Carefully setting the trap, she snuck back bed into bed and let out a little sign as she placed the trap inside her vagina to surprise her husband with. Bradley is a sound sleeper, but will always wake up for sex.
Kelly woke Bradley up and told him she “couldn’t sleep” and “wondered if he would have sex with her”, he was wide awake in a nano-second. He jumped up and prepared to engage in sex. After entering his wife, he received a shocking pain to his penis. Instinctively he pulled out and there was a mouse trap now clamped tightly onto his manhood that fell neatly onto the bed. It had snapped his penis off. When he fully realized what had just happened he tried to get up, but fell back down in pain. His penis had been completely severed and was sitting snug in the mouse trap. Not one to see someone suffer needlessly, Kelly called an ambulance and freely admitted to what she had done. Kelly wanted it on the record that she caught his “cheating dick in a trap” so all his friends could make fun of him endlessly.
Kelly and Bradley are now separated. Since the remover of Bradley’s penis, doctors did their best to reattach it. Sadly, he can no longer maintain an erection. Ironically Kelly left him for the same woman he cheated on her with.
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